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I don't think so.
- Who? The reindeer? Standing up. - But the noise. How do they sleep?
Well what’s one point?
I was just trying to help you!
Well, what's one more day...
Well, it's fucked.
Thank the Fuck Christ
Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget.
Well what’s one point?
Aidan brophy... Would you please shut up about EVERYTHING
calling SK-II to counter 4 please, SK-II thank you.
Get the fuckin off My beard
- With Jesus and his family there or what? - No. The one beside that.
Do you?
- Wedgie. - Yeah.
49 percent. Half.
You need many years of therapy.
Not a big talker.
49...
You ain't gonna shit right for a week.
Bitch Bitch Bitch
Whatever.
Yeah. Some guy asking about you. Looked like a cop.
I forgot to say, It's gonna sting a little bit. That’s all
- Now, get on out of here. - Okay. Thanks, Santa.
I just mean because you're Santa Claus.
Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
I gotta get one more thing. I'll be right back.
Two-year-olds flip me shit better than you.
- Fucked, frankly. - He's...
Yeah. Big fucking farewell.
You're not really Santa. If you were Santa, you could do magic.
No, it's not that. Just come here. I need to talk to you.
You Ain’t Gonna Shit Right For A Week
I am not gay
Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
I forgot I asked you to do it, but it's a good thing you did,
LITTLE BILLY BARTY
Good night, Santa.
I'm busy
He's dead, huh?
Go get the next lucky boy or girl, okay?
Scuba steve
I'm going back upstairs. I need a melon baller and a loofah.
Man is a sexual being.
- Good night. - Okay! Happy holiday!
When I was in the joint with him, he told me that the Kitnerboy Redoubt can't be cracked.
This ain't no Chinese menu, you jagoff.
Take a look at me. Do I look like Santa Claus?
Now, put on your fucking hat and get out there.
Hope Not. It'd Be The End Of The Fucking Human Race
Get the ladder and put it over here.
- Gin? - Yeah.
Jesus Christ!
For Christ sakes, it's Christmas.
MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.
What's that? Like a diamond?
Let me fix you some sandwiches
45.
Little Billy barty...
You're next.
Thank you for giving that letter to the cops.
No. Thank the fuck Christ.
Every year, you're worse. Every year, less reliable.
He don't even have an imaginary friend unless he ditched him.
MAN ON TV: A dozen tasty juicy lamb chops.
You gotta thrust
What the fuck
See? Move the ball. There you go.
Is Granny spry?
God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
- Is that what you're saying? - I'm sorry. Your gear? - Willie.
"You ain't going to s-h-i-t right for a month."