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Whats with you and fucking spaghetti?
What is it with you and running fucking beer miles?
What I think of when I hear the word sandwiches
After tonight I don’t give a shit.
I don't want to take over. I don't even want to change your scam.
That’s a nice talk.
So don't let his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way.
- Oh. Another? - Yeah. Why not?
Lovely child.
- Yeah, what do you need? - I need you to run a plate for me.
- Oh, no. We're fine. - Performance?
Shouldn't I wrap it in a T-shirt or something?
Oh, the old man will love that. Okay. Fine. See you later.
- Good night, Gin. - Good night.
Half.
Hey, Granny?
Don’t bother me
Somebody stick a cord on those fuckin’ kids.
Is granny spry?
On My Head?
Santa.”
- But now I changed my mind. - Yeah, what?
For Christ's sake, make a move and stick with it, would you?
And pull your damn pants up!
Are you sure you want to watch drove the whole thing all the way to gameplus and jd's revenge and G-force and the final comedown and the mack car scene and jaleel
MAN ON TV: Four half-pound juicy hamburgers.
You see us hanging off of fucking trees like fucking crab apples?
Yes. Uh, right.
What the F--- is that? - Pink Panther Jet Car
You are Willie “Tugboat” Soak.
Maybe there's something I could fire him for.
Get out of here. Next.
I guess Santa is working in the off-season
That's right. Come on and tell Santa all about it.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't remember this shit!
- But never around children. - Oh.
- Till next year. - Yeah? What about Mommy?
Well what's one more day
Needs a little bit of a woman's touch.
They're gonna make me a sensitivity counselor,
Yes
- Of course it was by mistake. - Ow!
God damn it! Whoa! Shit!
It made me feel good about myself. Like I had a purpose.
When you see a mobile groomer parked and eating but still walk up and say "Hey, I have a dog.."
What the fuck you doing? “Fuck stick” in front of the boss?
- It's a Kitnerboy Redoubt. - So?
So...
What, you shat me out of your womb? You're my fucking mom now?
- What you want to be when you grow up? - I don't know.
Watch the bladder, kid. Santa's got to pee. What do you want?
Are you telling me she's the only one here?
In case you misplaced it, my phone number is 4...
I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?
Are these designer or knockoff?
When McFinn says She dont want the dick
My FEK Stack
was even more fucked up than Rodney King.
- You scared the holy shit out of me. - Think I did good?
you're a... spankerfillerman.
You know, then I'll move on.
Marcus, hop on!
WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT PHANTASM
You're stealing from the store, you're stealing from me.
When you catch the new hire again and he asks the same questions
But look at all that shit.
On My Own Head?!?
So I'm gonna be staying here for a while. Things are all fucked up at the North Pole.
I got to get a drink on. I'll see you tomorrow.
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches
The cops are treating me like fucking royalty now,
They have a tender sensibility.
How long are you gonna be here?
Yeah.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other one. See which one fills up first.
- I can get another midget, too. - Yeah, where?
You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Well, come on. What do you want? A snot-rag?
Hope not. It'd be the end of the fucking human race.
which is new in my experience.
Hey, fat-ass. How you doing today?
PLTR, I've had it with your kinky ass.
Let me fix you some sandwiches