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What are you doing?
And you’re Marcus “The Prince” Skidmore.
Well, shit, kid, I don't know. I...
- Should I fix you some sandwiches? - I don't want any fucking sandwiches.
which is fine. Because, you know, there is an adult world and a child's world, and that's okay.
No, of course not. I'm not advocating celibacy.
No, not really.
Are you sure you want to watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene? If you watch Napoleon Dynamite get off of me you boddagit scene? Tap Monkey Mayhem To Divide The Monkeys
when Minh tells someone he'll have their ass...
What are you drinking, Styrinol now?
When you
Half.
Can you maybe keep it together for just 10 minutes?
He’s such a cud that guy, he’s such a cud…
- Where did you come from? - Shit, that fucking kid.
Fuck you.
You lousy cheating little shit
Thanks.
- What are you doing man, Solo? - I’d get back to you..
Right. Another fucking Mongoloid.
God damn it.
Here, hold still. Hold still.
Bitch Bitch Bitch
will never again embarrass the whole fucking department.
... by me.
Barb Mitch
Merry Christmas! Santa's coming. Yay!
What is it with you people and the fucking egg sandwiches?
- Leave Santa alone! - Little boy, don't interfere.
Houseguests?
yes beryl burzerette? what do you want? i want to do some jokyyankphuongdanging in jinjiang.
When Santa Clause is a fuckin drunk nintendo deer hunter free
What the F--- is that...? - Pink Panther Jet Car
WILLIE: Next.
So, as our security chief, I wanted you to be aware.
Oh, shit. I can't remember.
MAN: Mr. Soke?
I know that Christmas Eve is in a couple days,
Is mike Spry
I'm gonna buy you some flowers. Some of those really good expensive ones.
Anyway, she makes better money than bartending
Wow.
put it on fucking pending
We hope tomorrow is a pleasant Christmas. Thank you for shopping with us.
Yeah. Why don't you get going?
Like Sexual?
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
I'm on my FUCKIN lunch break.
- Yeah. - Gin, I got the info on that Arizona plate.
- A butler or security guard or something? - Nuh-unh.
Believe me, if it was, I...
“Merry Christmas Willie!” “Up Your Ass!!!”
Oh, shit.
- So, what do you want, little girl? - A drum set.
Shit, yeah. Always found them…
Even though I’m a dipshit loser
although there was blood on the present you gave me,
What is it with you and eating fucking spaghetti?
that has ever slid from a human being's hairy ass.
Shit.
Fuck, no!
Yeah. Just let me alone, okay?
Oh, my God.
This is pricks fix.
Is granny spry?
Oh, Roger. You're home.
I hope it's the right size.
Hey, loser. How you doing today?
- Please just tap me. - Let me fix some sandwiches.
34C.