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Ever hear of the open bottle law?
You’re an asshole, you know that?
- Who? - The elves.
that him and his prune-faced, mail-order wife
We've been at this for years. You got nothing to worry about.
I'll bet the store dick don't want this.
Well, we can go in another room.
Its a joke A
What the fuck? No.
For crying out loud, you trucking fucking imbecile.
But it looks like you broke most of his ribs.
Are you off your meds
What the fuck is THIS, Mr. "Low Profile" ?
I wanna talk to a supervisor!!
What happened to the dragon? - It hatched. Did you hear that call?
Little Billy Barty. God rest.
I wanna talk to your supervisor!
Find everything you're looking for?
Next. Come on.
You ain’t gonna S-H-I-T right for a month
That covic testing very few will get this
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Dear kid...
Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole.
WHERE’S THE ONE FOR XTRANS II SENSORS??
I hope that you got my present and that there wasn't too much blood on it,
Well, how close are we?
When I look in the mirror
Terza.
Mrs. Santa caught me fucking her sister.
They’d all say: If it had been a supermodel or a beautiful…
It just tells all the bad things that...
Well, they’re designer sunglasses but they’re at knockoff prices.
There's Santa Claus. Look there.
Fucking shit…
I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, all right?
- What do you mean ”Get him out of here? - Take him to the car.
I dig that little thing on your belly button.
Done.
It's not paint. It's blood from when I cut my hand making it for you.
An adult joke for us adults.
Fucking little prick!
Thank the fuck Christ.
Open the ropes there, Marcus.
- Nothing. - No bad habits, either.
Ooh!
I'd say maybe 50% of them, or do you think 30%?
What?
maybe you'd bring me a present.
- Clean... - Oh.
Look who's here, Jimmy. It's Santa.
- Thurman Merman? - Yeah.
That was so sweet. He's a really sweet kid, isn't he?
Let me fix you some sandwiches
I beat the shit out of some kids today. Made me feel good about myself.
Yeah. He's back there drunk.
Talking walnut Every Christmas
What’d say we go somewhere private.
Yes, he happens to be a dwarf.
Piece of cake.
Now, I want you to get on out of here. Get!
I didn't even know he was sick.
I was thinking I wanted a purple stuffed elephant, not pink.
Does your daddy have a safe?