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No. I'm just looking at the games 'cause I have an Xbox.
No, in town.
- What the fuck is that? - Fraggle-Stick car.
You ain't going to S-H-I-T
Why do you need a car?
Hey, there, Granny?
Good night, sweetie.
Louise, lay down and go to sleep No
Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.
- Where are the reindeer? - I stabled them. Is it left or right?
No aunts or cousins or uncles or anything like that?
What the fu@k is that ? Fire stick car?
Is Granny spry?
Hector Me
I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?
Um, you know, these noises.
Does your daddy have a car?
- Okay. Do you want anything else? - No.
I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
I'm not talking about you taking me out. That part, I get.
Santa...
Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?
You don’t like any guy.
Well, it was real. But, you see, I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?
Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla,
You ain’t gonna shit right for a week.
And on Christmas Eve, you’re going to rob this store blind.
- This one fucking time I take you home, okay? - Uh-huh.
No. It's because he was a mean, drunk son of a bitch.
You fuck her?
You got to thrust. See what I'm saying?
And to tell you the truth...
Like ya anyway.
They're supposed to let me out of this hospital room soon,
Cut the bullshit, I’m just looking.
Okay.
Put it on reverse, Lois.
If you don't like, next year, fuck off. I can always get another box jockey.
So is my thing for tits.
He lives with his drooling-ass old grandmother.
Grandma?
Oh, you're shitting me. I thought... I was thinking it was the...
Week 17 after championship
Sketch it up, you fuckin’ moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
I don't know. Fuck, kid. I just call them, bub.
Jesus....
As a matter of fact, I'm living fucking proof that there's not a Santa Claus.
I do Burl Ives songs. Does this schmo even play guitar?
All right, hit it.
Hell, I wouldn't want to.
You'd fall apart without me. You're too pathetic for words.
Now I don't want an elephant at all.
Like Sexual?
Store dick's dead.
Look, I’ve boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure But as far as I can recall, I’ve never fornicated anybody.
Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me.
Jesus.
I'll be dipped in dog shit. Do I look like an auto mechanic to you?
I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santa Claus.
You going to work today?
Shit.
We'd like to think we do a good job.
Store dick don't want shit.
It's a belly-button ring.
danced for all those fucking housewives
Because you got no discipline. You got zero fuckin' initiative.
Message one.
Keep on going.
Anybody else? Anybody else? Come on! Yeah, there you go.
- Come on. What do you want? - Um, Barbie.
And ed edd n eddy and regulators And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
- Can't I at least take this hat off? - No!
You gotta move the ball around. You go up there, baby.
Oh, just forget it.
- Buy you one? - Why not?
But I just can't help it.
What? On the couch?