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- I’m not your fucking dada. - Uh-huh.
But I can see the picket line now…
Merry Christmas!
there's gonna be some cops there.
- Good night. Merry Christmas. - Good night.
- He made it all better? - No, he kicked my ass. You know why?
Aidan brophy Would you please shut-up about everything
least of all yourself.
Last time I didn't shit right for a week.
Thanks.
- Is he dead? - No.
Merry Christmas Willie! Up your ass!!!!
Chuck E. Cheese’s
Such a nice place here you got.
Santa!
just my liver, which is fucked anyway.
You got some nerve, you little fuck you.
- But my grandmother gave... - Take it off.
Okay. 30%. There's three of us. 30%. That's fair.
Well, let's face the facts. Y'all are a couple of half-bucket small-timers.
CHIPESKA: Attention, shoppers. The store will be closing in five minutes.
But his little friend promised he wouldn't say it in front of the children…
WILLIE: What do you want? What?
she seems to like you and your house and Jacuzzi.
The sizes, they say…
MAN ON TV: You can make a delicious six-pound chicken.
You people are monsters.
You can't just take up with some kid.
You two are the best men for this job, truly.
I want a gorilla named Davey for beating up the skateboard kids.
You ain't gonna shit right for a week, Barack.
Just cause I love a Malibu
Piece of cake.
No, I just got clothes in there.
Well, what’s just a little longer?
Oh, good. What do you want?
Jesus Christ. Is everything fucking sex with you?
guess what? i'm wearing gucci mane. well guess what i'm wearing ty $ dollar sign.
He’s not going to say fuck stick in front the children is he?
Saskatchewan’s Current Covid Strategy
Santa’s Shit List
Fuck the loofah. Let's go.
When he wasn't busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck.
It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Do you live at 41 Sage Terrace?
Nintendo deer hunter iii
What can I say?
Now, get off my lap. You sit there like a fucking retard.
are gonna be exploring mountains with your dad.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
- Is your name Thurman? - Yeah.
Are you spry?
gougeyle gougette gougely gougeppa gougelous gougeanda gougeley gougeline the whole world is gouging. yes. and gouges r gouge.
You fuck her?
- Guess where he is. - Give it to me.
Grandma?
...and it's still
I'm on my fuckin' lunch break, Okay?
Now it's 8:00. Merry Christmas.
- Fuck you. - Negotiating?
- I can't reach it. - Jesus Christ, give me that.
It’s Mac is a guy or girl
- No. Nothing. I mean shit. - Yeah.
What?