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Would you please shut up about Phantasm?
He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children?
I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!
Is he dead?
Got it.
Yes. Uh, your performance. You know, the, um...
They look great on you ma’am. Sale this week only.
Sits in front of the TV all the time.
That way. Where's the stable?
Even though I'm a dipshit loser.
- Is that your underwear? - Part of it.
Why don’t you fuck-off, you little shit.
Hold it for me.
Is that what you're telling me?! Huh?!
I am not gay
What, you're my mom now? You shat me out of your womb?
That’s not true, I’m no sizes
- Yeah. - Fucks large women.
- You want milk and cookies? - No.
- Should I fix you some sandwiches? - Unh-unh.
Yeah. No, I know.
When Libby opens her mouth About anything
- Elf fucker! - Motherfucker! - Turn around, elf fucker.
He could take his orders from the talking walnut,
Oh, really? Is that how you got the upper hand?
He's coming, guys. Santa will be here real soon.
Moron.
that the Phoenix police department shooting an unarmed Santa...
What do you mean?
What the fuck are you doing here?
You’re gonna have to quit being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.
Goodbye, Willie.
Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?
And I bullshit you not.
Marcus, it's Willie. Listen, I just got back to the motel. ...
I want you to make sure that those cops get that envelope.
Santa?
- ... and 1/3. - Half.
Nothing.
Are you shitting me? The kid don't have any friends.
Exploring mountains, huh? How long is he gonna be gone?
so they set it up with Mrs. Santa's sister
And you're part of this sorry-ass generation.
Sam Wheat
le chateau des betemplaryl, aux enigmes aux un doi troix catre les enigmes dès tanis le chateau roquefort chateau clicquot 1922. troix enigmes des crusade le catherine le môuton le lievre des cathars.
You're a fucking loser, and you fucking know it.
Chief
Anyway, just in case they took it as evidence,
Seven cities in seven years. Pretty impressive.
I thought it was always night at the North Pole.
Just a little tired.
More booze. More bullshit. More buttfucking.
- What the hell, buddy? - Buddy? I said I am not gay.
BYE JD!
Nene
Good night, Mrs. Santa's sister.
Relax. These pants are awful baggy.
I pissed myself.
Oh, nothing. I'm all right.
Well, they stay with Mrs. Santa.
"Your Soul Is Dog Shit. Every Single Fucking Thing About You Is Ugly."
Oh, shit.
- You're bringing my present early? - No.
Fuck.
49%. - Half.
Message two.
That's it.
‘caused you sounded like my aunt Tilly right before she smeared her own shit on her bedroom walls.
You'll be late for your Wizard of Oz Candy Bar Guild.
- Next to the shop. - How do they sleep?
Ah, Horseshit
- so I have to wear this fucking thing. - How did you get sick?
What the hell buddy?
Okay.
When ms labelle says "Dan, Brandon, no more spongebob quotes"
- Pricks fix? - He's a fucking moron.
i beat the shit out of some kids today
King me.
So I’ll see you when I come over to fuck Mrs Santa’s sister in the Jacuzzi.
Be my fucking guest. Take a shot.
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
Well, I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.
Nobody comes here for the elf. Santa's the attraction.