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No shit.
- I love the hat. - Okay.
The world ain't fair. You gotta take what you need when you can get it.
Come on, let’s go.
Let me fix you some sandwiches.
You cocksucker!
So, what do you do, you know... After the holidays, I mean.
Yeah.
2005 Dodge Dakota This is Prix Fixed
- What the fuck is it? - It's a wooden pickle.
Santa Lil shit
What do you want?
Grandma.
I needed more of a running start. I couldn't build up enough speed.
even with 8 bullets dug out of me,
I tell you how it's gonna be.
Is that it?
It's a joke. Just a joke.
Fuck the fuckin’ store dick.
I like kids. I really like kids.
Half.
Thank the fuck Christ.
Watch myyyyy head??
what would happen if i was a facecam? then i'd put in poo and let a dog suck on ya.
.
I don’t like that guy.
Ass Clowns
- Who are you? - Your name Roger Merman?
You said that yesterday, you stupid fuck.
Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa.
Just ditch, you idiot. You got anywhere to sack out for a while?
I know. How about Santa?
Cuz you went to the bathroom on mommy’s dishes?
Yeah, just looking.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
You don't know who's around or what they do.
Roger, you're home. Let me fix you some sandwiches.
Does everything with you have to be a fucking test?
Sexual… Damn near sexual!
Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
The hell is it with you people and sandwiches?
This is Prix Fixed
that you cannot get in this fucking safe?!
No. I'm not talking about that.
Aw, Jesus.
For christ’s sake! Pick a group chat and stick with it, would ya?
You are by far the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating shit...
But it was for a purpose.
and you have to fly around the world and give presents to everyone,
Good night.
who pull on my underwear.
What are you, Sigmund Sawed-off Fucking Freud?
I'm on my lunch break, okay?
It's like some deep-seated childhood thing.
- Can I help you, ma’am? - Just looking.
Just don't come into work stinking of booze again.
Move it along.
You better be in shape by this evening, asshole.
What the fuck do you think you doing? You son of a bitch!
Prove it.
Yeah? You fucking petites now?
Don't mothball that suit.
Wanna see some magic? Here let’s watch you disappear.
you're dealing with children...
Wish in one hand, shit in the other one See which one fills up first
- It's Arizona plates. - Hold on. Let me get a pen.
Let's tell him what you want for Christmas.
I'm sorry. The van stalled. Will you give us a jump, please?
because they didn't hit any vital organs,
Half.
Up your ass.
so that tragedies like this...
and they tell me that I will soon be 100%,
Dumb Bells always gettin fucked in the ass
Merry Christmas
How can they drop me onto my own head?
WILLIE: Oh, my!
- Yeah. - Fuckin' Darwinian.
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, come on, come on.