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Now the cops know I wrote it, which is gonna keep my ass out of jail.
Merry Christmas.
Performance, like sexual?
'Cause you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Sex, yeah. But man is a sexual being.
They run you ragged.
You just gonna sit there?
Hey, dipshit.
When your also a t-rex but your arguing about How much shorter your arms are
And I heard a woman screaming, Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Who the fuck is in my room? Did you see somebody go in my room?
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Freeze!
I DON’T want any fucking sandwiches
Well, nothing till March, and then I'm the Easter Bunny.
When the deed is done, we part ways.
- WOMAN: Keep going. - Jesus!
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Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
Aidan Brophy Would you please just shut the fuck up?
in one year and three months.
How 'bout you, huh?! You want some?!
Merry Christmas.
Fuck you.
An adult joke for us adults.
What the fuck?
Oh, my. What a darling photo. Are you certain you only want the single?
- I meant 33%... - I meant half.
Are you telling me that after I propped you up,
- Hello, little boy. - Hello. Santa...
Come on.
There's something about the guy that makes me uneasy.
You lousy, cheating little shit!
Shut Up
I know there's no Santa.
Yeah, I guess so.
Hey, Opal.
I’m a dipshit loser
Check this out.
Spry Granny
- Well, who the fuck takes care of you, then? - Grandma.
You think she's gonna rat me out?
Peter Watson
- Merry Christmas. - Good night.
and I respect that. But you also been caught...
and the long-eared donkey and Joseph and the talking walnut.
- What noise? - From the shop.
What about the reindeer?
TKM
That's right.
Santa don’t do grab ass, cowboy.
Oh, God!
People I work with coming to talk. Me
That's fucking great.
She does look kind of still, doesn't she?
Halt, police! Put your hands up! I said freeze!
I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
Wanna see some magic? Here let’s watch you disappear.
I'm also sending you a T-shirt.
When motherfuckers Be showing up to keane at 10
This is prix fixe
If You Think You Can Make My Fucking Day Any Worse, Go Right Ahead.
Yes. But that isn't what this is about.
I was against the Clinton impeachment. What a man does with his own penis...
I'll buy a little ranch in Havasu,
What the fuck? Kid, what the fuck is wrong with you?
My Fuck Stick.
Trump fucking someone in the ass
I beat the shit out of some kid today.
Ow! Damn it! What's wrong with you, woman?
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Granny, are you sorry?
Additional photos come in handy as gifts for Grandma and Grandpa
I don't think they like midget. I think you're supposed to call them...
Yes but that’s not the point!
42%.
Hey, look, it's the retard again.
Thanks. Merry Christmas.
Lol
Yeah, they're something else, those kids.