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You gotta learn to stand up for yourself.
How old are they?
- Is that it? - Yeah, that's the last one.
- 49%. - Half.
Not really.
For Christ’s sake make a move and stick with it, would you?
So this is how it's gonna be.
Nene You aint gonna shit straight for a week
What is it with you people and the fucking egg sandwiches?
- Come here. - Unh-unh. Screw you, Willie, your kinky ass.
No, no, no. It's a joke.
Penis pain reasons
- Roger! - God!
i'm on my fucking shit break, okay?!
Little people. That's what they like.
Now get the fuck out of my lap or tell me what you want.
Fuck you.
Willie, this has been a long time coming.
YOU MAPHUKN
Santa's here.
God Damnit Nintendo deer hunter III
we can handle labour clutter by penny's "10 wong reasons to tax us!" yes! now what is it michaela? well you can't know a 66% $10 to the clutter tax will do ya, in pricing! can ya? no you can't!
Harrison, just let me explain, please. Financially...
I want you to take this letter.
and over here we have contestant number 24... oh ho ho yeah!
All right. Now you're talking. Oh, hold on one minute.
But you promised no arcades.
Dumbass Jerks
Oh, yeah. Unfair practices.
MAN ON TV: And everybody’s favorite, baby back ribs.
And try to act professional, for Christ's sakes.
What you call me, thigh high?
Put the cigarettes away, you asshole. This ain’t no fucking bar.
Hey hey hey LMAO
held you together, smiled for all those kids,
Ha ha ha.
Jesus Christ. Is everything fucking sex with you?
- Remember Andy Pitz? - Andy Pitzorella? Yeah.
Come on, Lois. Let's get out of here.
Yeah? What's her name?
35!
I think America has a sad future ahead of it.
I guess Santa is working in the off-season!
So fuck stick. That's it?
Oh, no.
Say cheese.
Apache Junction. What the fuck do you care?
I ll make some sandwiches
MAN ON TV: A luscious looking six-pound leg of lamb with rosemary.
I get them on the weekends. Why don't you go run me a bath?
I'm an eating, drinking, shitting fucking santy clause
And some guy is nosing around in my room.
and you all take your little medicine show back on the road.
Jesus fucking Christ, kid! Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
So, do you like kids?
Look here. Get him out of here. I'll smooth things over with Chipeska.
MARCUS: Thanks.
Anyways, I told the cops you had no one to take the fuck care of you,
gigity goo
Bye, Santa!
- I am doing this for all of us. - Leave Santa alone!
We got a fucking nursing home around here.
When I look in the mirror
LAST TIME AI DIDN'T SHIT RIGHT FOR A WEEK
Tell him food poisoning or something.
All right, next.
Well, good.
- He curses. - Yeah?
i loved a woman who wasn’t clean…
Have you seen that new Santa they just hired?
gigity goo wierd sounds
Oh, shit. Which one did he say?
Well, you get what you paid for, Chipeska.
You, because of your physical attributes, you found a niche,
With me? I fuck one person.
What’s with you and fucking toothbrushes!
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Say Cheese
Kids. Let me tell you.
How would I know? I haven't seen the fuckin' thing yet.
35%.
- You’re in? - Yeah, I’m in. I’m trying to find out where the hell I’m going.
Get your hands out of my pants, man!
I'm busy
Hey, you're that kid.
I haven't shit right for a week
I said I didn't bring it, dipshit.
Good God.
HAPPY KWANZAA
Hey, check out this loser.
What's wrong with you kids these days?