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- God damn it! Shit! - You're home.
In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf.
What if the kid has one of those fucking playdates they have now?
That, plus everyone agreeing...
What is it with you anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
You lousy, cheating little fucking shit!
Dumb-ass, why don't you turn around?
Okay. Good. I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.
Ain't gonna shit right for a week!
Merry Christmas.
He's on an adventure, exploring mountains. He's been gone a long time.
Would you please shut up about Phantasm?
so it wouldn't be my bad thing.
Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You all the same.
Sure, the three B's.
Let me get your drink.
Words
Why'd you paint it brown?
- This MP3? - Yeah.
Yeah, that hard candy. That's it right there.
Didn’t shit right for a week
You tear your ball again?
The fact of the matter is, I'm not Santa.
I know how to keep a low profile. Thank you.
It made me feel good about myself.
I'm on my F@#ing lunch break!!!
Oh, you lousy, fucking motherfucker.
Keep on going.
Oh my, what a darling photo
And then...
- What do you want? - Fraggle-Stick car.
My brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in Vietnam.
Like I accomplished something.
Happy holidays to you.
- What guy? You get a look at him? - No. But I think he's a cop, though.
Penis pain
Nuh uh. Last time you said that I didn't shit right for a week.
What about the elves?
Hacks!
If you think you can make my fucking season any worse, go right ahead.
Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.
What are their names?
Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall, you asshole!
Okay. Fine. Barbie. Oh, thank you.
Hell, I guess you did better than I did. I never got any B's.
Store dick don't want shit.
Santa'll be here real soon, kids. Real soon.
- I pissed my pants. - Oh, shut up.
The store changes, your name changes. But you always get away clean.
Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer? Would You Please Shut Up About Reindeer?
My fuck stick.
Is Daddy home?
I loved a woman who was unclean
Nobody else?
On my head?
Thank you for your time. God bless.
Hey, loser. What’s up fat-ass?
- So what do you want? - PokÈmon!
Do you really need all that shit?
and I wasn't as big as one of your legs.
Well, sure.