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Yeah. Pretty darn impressive.
Come on, baby.
- What the hell happened to you?! - I cut my hand by mistake! Ow!
Oh, God!
Mind your own goddamn business.
Oh, Christ.
Thurman Merman?
Even though I’m a Safety Dipshit Loser
Jesus, Mother Mary, and Joseph. What is the problem now?
Happy New Year.
Fuck me.
We can’t work the big store with your big fucking trainwreck.
In case you didn't notice.
Dumb bells always gettin fucked in the ass
45%.
You got some nerve, you little shit you.
Gjjh
So stop acting like you know something. 'Cause, pal of mine, you don't know squat!
Hi. Bob Chipeska.
Merry Christmas.
WHERES YHE INE FOR THE XTRANS IV SENOR??
Well, these lips were on your wife's pussy last night.
There's no joy in this for me.
Happy holidays.
Sweetheart, don't romance 'em, now. Go on and get in there. I can take it.
and you won't be around anymore.
. .
It's just a job, you know what I mean?
When you’re sitting in Eagle Lodge and somebody asks you a question about the town bus system
Bronsexuals defending themselves be like.... I am not gay!
'Cause you went to the bathroom on Mommy's dishes?
MAN ON TV: Scrumptious 6 1/2-pound standing rib roast.
yes snoktrayal templetone? what do you want? i want to resn the rentesosissettes in bujbury.
Thanks. We've been at this a long time and all.
It's not quite 8:00 yet.
Jesus.
watching you till your dad gets back
It made me feel good about myself Like I had a purpose
You ain't gonna shit right for a week
MAN ON TV: A six-pound mouth watering pork-loin roast.
Motherfucker!
As for my little helper, I'm sorry to have to tell you
They only work during the day, all right?
God damn it!
- Santa! - Yeah.
I don't know. Just through the holidays.
Yes. I thought it was very strange, too.
She lives in God's house with Jesus and Mary and the ghost
I don't care if it choke you to death.
- I was gonna pay for it. - Wrong answer.
When you found out the Dallas Stars advance to the Stanley Cup Fuckin shit
- Okay. Which house is it? - That one.
What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?
This is the last thing you're ever gonna see before I...
Are you off your meds or something?
Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
Oh, yeah? Hang on a second.
Well, I'm very happy for you.
I appreciate it.
When the new hire asks questions
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Is Ping Identity Spry?
Who's the bitch now, Santy Claus? Huh?
What is it with you and fixing fucking sandwiches?
What the hell buddy buddy I am not gay
Five Christmases I've been here.
- How can they drop me onto my own head? - No, not onto your...Would...
You saying something to me?
Sweet Jews for Jesus.
You're shitting me.
- As a fucking whistle. - Nothing?
She said she was 18.
I am on my f$&@ing lunch break, OK?
MAN ON TV: And a hot dog and sausages to feed a small army.
"I AM NOT GAY"
yes beryl japanette chinarette baliette? what do you want? i want to do shengdonging in koh lanta.
Morning, team.