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Do you think you could find something?
When you found out the Dallas Stars advance to the Stanley Cup
You're pretty regular for a Santa.
For Christ's sake, pick a song and stick with it, would you?
You know what? Fuck this.
You got some lip on you, midget.
- Right here? - Yeah. That one.
Hello ma’am, can I help?
God damn it!
Me when I look in the mirror
No, I agree. They shouldn’t pay the whole lot of them.
Me...everyday
Nice digs.
Shit.
Ass clown.
Is Granny Spry?
You're as queer as a ten dollar bill
You're welcome.
You're late.
Merry Chirstmas And Happy New Year
- How's it going? - I'm finished when I'm finished.
Where the hell's the rest of it?
We do not have to be gay!!!
Your new career
WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT PHANTASM
Until then, don’t take no shit from nobody,
God damn it!
Jonathan You ain't gonna shit right for a week
Bitch Bitch Bitch
you want some breakfast sandwiches?
Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
MAN ON TV: A 6 1/2-pound honey ham. 4 freshly caught whole trout.
I hope your dad doesn't go sucking shit from them like I did.
So, do you like kids?
It's in the shop, getting repaired.
Ow! Watch the toenails, kid! Shit. Next.
“Merry Christmas Willie!” “Up Your Ass!!!”
I don't give a shit what you want.
- Um, Santa? - Yeah, I'm Santa.
Fuck stick?
Bitch
Hey, Granny.
Just sayin' Ass
Are you fucking playing tonight?
Would you please shut up about reindeer?
Performance?
So you like to give little kids black eyes, huh?
- Marcus, you get the loofah? - Drive.
Fuck just one your with Poorer Poppin pest
Yeah. I'm gonna stick my whole fist up your ass.
He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?
I say, Hey, bub or chief or whatever the fuck. I tell him to make the goddamn toy.
ass digging
So I'm gonna be crashing here.
- Merry Christmas, Willie. - Up your ass.
......
Oh, shit.
You wouldn’t be trying to steal nothing, would you?
Last time I didn't Shit right for a week!
'cause I can't stand what a piece of shit I am.
But don't get me wrong.
I'm just tired of you, Willie. Ooh.
Four kids beat me up and I went crying to my daddy. You know what he did?
I called State Farm, but they have no record of any insurance policy for you.
I'm healing up good,
- God damn it! - Nintendo Deer Hunter 3.
Please tell me it’s not a... It’s a wooden pickle!
- No way! You don't know who you're fucking with. - Back off, Will.
I got this. I got this!
Make it about something safe 'cause you're an emotional fucking cripple.
No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the...
When my kid keeps asking “why?” every 4 seconds.
Well, you are truly the best man I’ve ever seen for this job..
I thought maybe at least since I did good in school,
Houseguests?
That's the kind of shit that's gonna get us pinched.
Shut up. That's not even what you said.
Get off of me, you "bodaggit."
Baby, baby. Baby, baby. Don't use that one. That's not the stuff.
Lollipop Guild, you asshole. Jesus!
What's your name? You can tell me.
Are you sure you want to Spartans Tonight We Die In Hell? If You Spartans Tonight We Die in Hell Now. Tap Continue to restart at this level.
You are really Santa, right?
- Yeah, right. - But when…
How many times you fucked: “The bigger the store, the bigger the take“.
You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass.
I ain't out there serial fornicating, trying to float my liver, drinking myself silly
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Oh, my God.
Shit.
Well let me tell you something. Nobody cares.
Bitch Bitch Bitch