Bad Santa (2003)

Bad Santa (2003)
R ComedyCrimeDrama

A miserable conman and his partner pose as Santa and his Little Helper to rob department stores on Christmas Eve. But they run into problems when the conman befriends a troubled kid, and the security boss discovers the plot.

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26 Nov 2003
Bad Santa
Terry Zwigoff
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#1
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 37.697
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#2
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 33.564
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#3
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 32.761
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Fuck you.
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#4
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 32.049
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#5
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 31.951
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Fucking shit…
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#6
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 31.410
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#7
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 30.645
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#8
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 30.117
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You probably shouldn't be digging in your ass.
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#9
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.978
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- Should I fix you some sandwiches? - I don't want any fucking sandwiches.
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#10
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.683
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- Marcus, you get the loofah? - Drive.
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#11
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.552
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My fuck stick.
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#12
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.539
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Even though I'm a dipshit loser.
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#13
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.430
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I'm on my fucking lunch break, okay?
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#14
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.319
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- Wedgie. - Yeah.
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#15
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.265
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Jesus fucking Christ, kid! Why do you talk about yourself that way?!
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#16
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 29.118
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and the long-eared donkey and Joseph and the talking walnut.
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#17
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 28.879
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Fuck me? Fuck you.
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#18
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 28.587
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If you think you can make my fucking life any worse, go right ahead.
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#19
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 28.186
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#20
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 27.773
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More booze. More bullshit. More buttfucking.
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#21
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 27.637
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Santa fucking someone in the ass.
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#22
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 27.554
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God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
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#23
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 27.512
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Sweet Jews for Jesus.
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#24
Released 2003-11-26, Rated R
Score 27.438
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Is Granny spry?
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