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I think you should take that back, man.
See, it's like I can have a leg in one hand and a breast in the other.
Well, I could be wrong.
Carl Robertson.
I mean, I'm not totally insensitive.
If I sink to their level, I'm just as bad as they are.
- The poll results are in. - Let's go see what...
I'm going to clinch the election by getting an influential person to endorse him.
Und ich sage dir noch etwas, wenn es dir nicht gefällt, Mann, kannst du tot umfallen. Y te digo otra cosa, si no te gusta, tío, te puedes caer muerto.
and run a bookmaking operation out of his chambers.
Well, $100.
- This calls for champagne. - Y eah.
Hello, is President Bush there?
But he was more. So much more.
Because it goes against everything I stand for.
For you, Se/f magazine...
y ou don't have to shove, we got two exits!
With him it was just a bunch of...
And I think each and every one of you should be really ashamed of yourselves.
Thanks, Daddy.
- Uncle Phil, they're dogging you. - What? Let me see that.
Judge Robertson.
- I'm Philip. - And I am the walrus.
Everything you said in your campaign was a lie.