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Please, hurt feelings.
The next semi-final determines who will face the defending champion.
Now use head for something other than target.
Yes, Sensei!
Ella son you all wet behind the ear
Right circle.
Good. Down is first. Let it out slow.
Points or no points. You're dead meat...
What's the matter? Mommy not here to dress you?
Good. Stand bow.
Miyagi think you pretty okay too
You’re alright, Virginia
Stress management basics Don’t forget to breathe
No can defense
... who'll emerge victor and champion...
At least I'd have company, right?
Trust.
Better learn balance.
I got poison ivy.
Mr. Miyagi, what did you do? You didn't have to do this.
Come on, it's getting late.
Left circle.
- I was only kidding. - Why kidding?
Trouble with Johnny?
I never got a chance to thank you.
- What about your bike? - It's safer taking the bus.
When you're going to fix the faucet.
I’m sorry, Reba! I didn’t mean to!
First learn stand, then learn fly.
- No way. - Why no way?
This place is a dump. You should go back to New Jersey.
Here, karate same thing.
Up...
- Tell you what? - That you do karate.
- I've got something to show you. - What?
...telling me I've got to be nuts to be talking to you.
Yeah, I'm ready.
All in wrist.
Nice meeting you. Take care. See you tomorrow morning.
- We'll make room. - I'll call you tomorrow.
...only tree.
...due to complications arising from childbirth.
This is it.
Daniel, this is Susan. What really happened?
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There's this new game I want to show you.
I never thought I'd get this far. Make two of us.
Miyagi once have mother, too.
I figured you knew about this stuff. I figured you went to these before.
Don't say anything about the pool. I'll call first thing in the morning.
- Can you drive a stick? - Yeah.
Are you the maintenance man?
- I think the blonde is looking at you. - Yeah, right.
Stupid, but fact of life.
- I'll see you inside. - Okay.
You started this. I just wanted to talk.
You're crazy, man!
Thanks a lot.
After what?
HEEEEY MAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!
10:00.
Don't forget tree.
Sorry. Hey, wait up.
That's not what I mean.
Nobody hits me. I'm going to kill him.
- Kiai. - Once more.
Run out of the ring once more, it'll cost you a point.
Come on, Daniel, you can do it!
Could we have the ball, please?
- Where? - In the shower.
I'll never have balance that way, not with them, not with Ali...
One more!
So? You're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn.
I've surfed many interwebs my friend, so believe me FREE LUNCHES DO EXIST!
show me the unzip the asset
This is the first semi-final match of the afternoon.
Hi.
I fell off my bike.
War On, Right hand War OFF, Left Hand
- Show me sand the floor. - I can't move my arm, all right?
- Not too hungry today? - Not really.
Five-to-one problem, too much ask anyone.
And that's what I'm gonna do. Make it work, all of it.
- Do you play hockey? - Not professionally.
Come on. Listen, we're in apartment 20, okay?
I never thought I'd get this far. Make two of us.
Either way, problem solved. Wait right here.
I've been thinking, maybe we can call a truce.
They're so delicate.
You talked me into it.
You couldn't leave well enough alone could ya?
- Pain does not exist in this dojo. Does it? - No, Sensei!
He's had enough. - Shut up!
Karate come from China, 16th century.
- I just wanted to apologise. - Fine, you apologised.
- That'll be $2.50. - For both.
Lesson for whole life