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It is 3.14, so you know what that means!
Gilbert, I really don't think Miss Childs would have sent us over here
Aw, man, he's wasted!
chief and mayor
- I... I... Do you have a room to rent? - Not for rent.
The fraternities will select their new members tomorrow.
Here's why. Uh-oh.
_
Just checking.
That shirt! Us 3 in the Strip. Ha
I say We blow the fuckers up
you have very little chance of becoming Tri-Lambs.
Point of order.
- Uh, Gilbert... - Yes, sir?
.
Move! Move! Move it!
"We've gone over your application, and it wasn't even close."
- And that's exactly what we're gonna do. - Yeah!
C'mon Betty, let
Jarod, Go get a pie and find out what's going on here
God, take your towel off, please.
- Oh. - Come on, pal.
You know, this is really a great room.
i say we blow the fuckers up
You got other angles, Lamar?
Yes, sir.
I feel nothing at all
You’re that nerd!
I knew nobody'd pick us, Lewis.
And tonight,
What the fuck are robster craws
while you and your boys rebuild theirs.
I'll take three of these kings out, and we'll replace them with three fresh cards.
Just good? Then what the hell are they selling so many of them for?
- Latrelle, Lamar. - Lamar Latrelle.
- You can't get away with this. - Oh, no, I'm afraid I can.
Hair pie? Thank you.
I just don't like the idea of leaving you here all alone.
This is pretty much me today...
- Great, 1,258 bucks. Better than last year. - The nerds are over 2,000.
'Cause all jocks think about is sports. All we ever think about is sex.
Gilbert?
He's right, U.N.
- I want you to take care of yourself. - I will.
Hey, Lewis, what time you got? I'm trying to work out our exact E.T.A.
Look at the size of miss sharon's tits !!!!!
Good!
i"ll drink to that
There's your roommate, pal!
Dad!
Hold those arms out straight!
We got Miss Duplantis to pose nude for our fraternity calendar !!!!!
Nobody cares. Don't you understand that? The university doesn't care.
I’m feeling nothing at all
Well, we're not.
Wow, look at the body on miss sharon !!!!!
- How about the freshman dorm? - What about the students living there now?
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
Dean Ulich, if my boys say it was the wiring, I gotta believe them.
We prefer your high I.Q.'s
And one! And two! And three!
I’ll drink to that!!
God, you were wonderful.
and I think it'll be a very nice place for you to enjoy your studies.
Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
God! I’m in love with a nerd!
And if we don't, we're nothing but the nerds they say we are.
May I see that, please?
someday my son will grow to be a man.
Anyway, I won't be alone. I got Lewis.
The Greek Council.
Hi, there, big boy.
.
We take league, we get a bowl bid.
Great.
Dean, we got a big game coming up
God, I'm in love with a pizza sauce
Why, does she have a penis?
You just got your ass whipped By a goddamned pastor
GOD, BETTY. YOU'RE LIKE A GOAT
when your dad takes your pie
- Hi. - Hi.
You Wanna Switch Glasses!!
You can request a foam-rubber pillow.
It’s not for rent! Fuck off!
Good morning, Poindexter.
You gotta believe that you can do it!
Yeah. Let's say one of us is up here with a woman?
- Just like high school, right? - This is college.
Nothing. Nothing.
Here’s me at this point
Listen, if Stan calls, tell him I'll call him back, okay?
because of the... Of the housing situation,
Okay, don't... Don't touch now.
that are... That are quite acceptable
Al McWhiggin had a farm E-I-E-I-O
Lambdas all the way
Yeah, but that's with a guy...
and you're probably all still very disoriented.
Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott! Mott!
- Hi, Betty. - Hi.
More people voted for Clinton But Trump is taking office
I'm a nerd.