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but I have to be honest, it was awesome.
Nope, this won't take too long.
No, no, no. Um, "t-boz."
Also I'm really good at bowling.
See, a lot of people don't vote with their brains.
I knew.
to find an octagonal house.
Pretty decent turnout.
- Oh, my God. - What the hell?
It's, like, whatever you want.
I'm so sorry.
Man, that's what bowling is all about... hey.
What are you wearing?
I'm not one to complain about free beer and free bowling.
Is everybody feeling good?
I... I don't work here.
And my campaign manager and I made out a lot afterward.
that you will be treated with respect, okay?
for the 12th Leslie Knope Fundraising Phone Bank.
Tom, my God, do you have any pride at all?
I've never been very good at letting things go.
Sally Field movie about Unions. Doesn't matter.
I'm so sorry.
Well, anyway, the fundraising challenge is over,
- Whoo! - Oh, come on.
You're jealous of my gift
Some things are very helpful. Other things are not so helpful.
That is so sexist. It's just because I'm a woman.
- Did you have fun? - Yeah.
You are so down with strikes, they should call you Norma Rae.
I'd like to introduce Derek's ass to my foot.
I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, anyone else.
not one specific person.
I said she's a bitch.
I saw your ad from when you were a kid,
Well, I feel sorry for the man.
I did some research too about the guy who said the thing
- Oh, no, no, no. Y-you earned them.
You're trying to knock down a lot of pins.
And the best part is, beautiful,
Some people just aren't gonna like you.
I don't work here.
Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Leslie Knope,
April Ludgate. How are you doing?