The 42-Year-Old Virgin - American Dad! [S03E06]

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The 42-Year-Old Virgin - American Dad! [S03E06]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.

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18 Nov 2007
The 42-Year-Old Virgin
Pam Cooke
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 22.868
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 21.130
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 19.337
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 12.140
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