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No I'm sorry this is recockulous.
I did some research and apparently
Yes. Oh my God.
- I didn't get in obviously. - I did.
which is my personal favorite
Yes we choose to be gay.
So that's why we confess everything on social media,
No but I get that a lot, I don't know why.
Wonderful.
Whoever they are. Do you know these people?
What? Are you sure?
Excuse me do you work here?
Right you were yeah.
No I mean,
I'm sure we don't like the same things.
Which shouldn't mean anything except that it does,
Right yes, dead dad.
Todd doesn't like bodily fluids.
her interests, her intellect, her sense of humor,
Then why am I an only child?
Not the massacre itself,
and guess who's popping out the most babies?
Yeah the theme is iconic movie couples.
Okay good.
my momma installed me with Southern values.
I'm in L.A. now.
Todd?
No you know, meow.
Do you wanna be my birthday buddy?
You're in an emotional wheelchair.
Yeah Old Yeller was loyal,
My friend Tracy would love you.
Here's what I would do.
But I can just tell I mean,
Hit me.
probability mass from zero to one number of meetings,
You have to play Todd.
The white elephant.
and you're afraid of the kid
I said as soon as I register as an organ donor,
since sliced bread.
Oh good. Me too. So many times.
Well we have everything we need.
would you consider this man your soul mate?
What would you do, would you shoot the baby?
He's not exaggerating.
- Oh I see it now. - What?
even if you miss you'll land among the stars?
I have more.
I'm your best friend,
Well I was until now.
What you'd literally kill somebody?
just use the safe word.
Oh don't be so self-deprecating Todd,
- has to start somewhere. - What?
I think I might not be gay.
that we're gonna play a grown-up game.
that I read at the Starbucks across from CAA,
Todd, how long have these people been out there?
What are you tryna say?
I'm just gonna.
Your drug addict brother, he's right...
okay that's true you're right.
Are you trying to say something?
He's Butch Cassidy and I'm the Sundance Kid,
I'll pay you.
You're one to talk, Bushy McPhearson.
special skills you can do a Zooey Deschanel impression.
Okay call me back. Bye.
or have nowhere to go, one or the other.
I didn't even know you were an actress.
Oh no, I'm just being facetious.
Todd hey Todd don't, come on.
and even if we were married it would be annulled
I usually lie and say I'm a geospatial analyst or something
Can you say the same thing about Rory?
How 'bout now?
Well it's kind of funny,
- please yeah. - Okay sure great,
Oh tiny boy. Todd you used to be so cheerful.
Yes he does.
that is going nowhere.
Oh my God. Todd.
When you think about it,
Have you ever done a sex scene?
I think I might have like an acoustic neuroma or something.
it's the white elephant in the room,
You know what I meant Todd.
- Have you and Rory... - I mean dare.
I think I thought you were dead.
based off the 2010 census.
They're pretty, and they're clean and they're soft.
Well you know he,
Don't deflect move
Oh wow.
until you die.
where Barbra Streisand calls Robert Redford
She's an actress.
What are we talking about?
Have ugly, will travel.
Just breath for me okay?
and I kept thinking that if I brought a boy home
But then if I don't drive a car,
The film was make in the '50s,
Nope.
Rory come on!
Well I think your butt knows what your heart wants.
Would they?
I could offer an anecdote to the contrary.
There would be a proletarian revolution.
- I Rove Rory. - Yeah and then you can be
he had a gay eHarmony account,
that reinforces society's idea
it's sort of our way to cling to some kind of permanence.
about other people are usually problems
we haven't picked one yet.
Think about it.
what the fuck was that?
and sign up to be a terrorist,
What if I didn't show up?
The sweetest little baby. Oh my God this reminds me,
Well Hungarians can't make the 'th' sound.
you get too emotional also the toasters always off
Do you have an agent?
- So? - Rory is not
surely they will cave to your demands.
after they eat dinner with the,
Hey Craig, random question.
and I chose and you're a woman,
you've never really?
Well they say that things you don't like
I've always been clever.
He usually doesn't even respond to my texts.
I realize that I may have undermined your OCD.
Todd.
Or maybe you learn to like it I don't know,
so I can reach everywhere,
Thanks.
I'm ignoring you.
I almost went to Yale because of the show.
it means I was better than 87 other people,
What's a snollygoster?
I'm hardly in the right frame of mind right now.
in my life.
You're type O, I can't give you a kidney.
but I forgot the knife and I'm like,
Paul Newman? No he's not.
I don't think that Whole Foods sells camel.
pick me, I pick dare.
Or a more likely scenario,