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Get it off ooh!
"The Story of the Weeping Camel"
we don't lose track of time via intense conversation.
Yes on both accounts.
Will you please just like tell me what I am?
Okay now you're just quoting "Hercules".
Todd?
- Judy Garland. - Ellen Degeneres.
and I don't even get a callback
Oh because you said Todd is gay.
Like danger is my middle name.
and then they shit into a cup,
Don't, I'm just fucking with you,
Okay, okay.
How's Todd in bed?
- Just... - No don't even
who makes it all about pleasing you.
I got fired and everybody in my improv class
Hey Rory.
Oh yeah you're right.
and you can either kill the baby or you get shot.
It's not ironic, it's just unfortunate.
Plus Marcus Stafford will be there,
won't you please just give me a smile?
she had your employer info on file.
No it just got delayed but then
None of them are Ellen Degeneres!
fault not mine.
- Can we do that Thursday? - Well we're making
and an additional nine percent
I'm sorry.
- he's never had any. - What, no really?
No that is completely unethical.
I own all seven seasons on DVD.
because it's usually the cleanest
won't you please just give me a smile?
because he's a fag who's forgetful.
Rory I'm so glad to finally meet you,
Your mom is doubly awesome because she's 50% less racist.
It's a pretentious name, I'm trying to relate to you.
In order to qualify for a reverse vasectomy,
Ryder's having a birthday party?
- Yes of course I was there. - What happened?
- Really? - No I drove.
for work, for work, for work, what do you do?
My boyfriend is a god.
- is it ironic then? - What?
What was the death count?
Todd come on. Todd don't,
- I love your sass. - I love your ass.
You don't fly, how do you get anywhere?
won't you please just just give me a smile?
if you'd be interested in joining me?
and I will get to you as soon as reasonably possible.
Yes.
Todd just leave it.
do you love me?
I watch "Gilmore Girls",
Great.
but for me that's easy to come by.
I never had one. Thank God you know?
- That's a no. - We're just taking it slow.
I think I'm going to die.
when your father took you to Disneyland
- He's got that tiny wiener. - Okay enough business.
Me too.
No you're missing the point.
Well I don't pay you to laugh at me.
"The stage is really life buster ha, ha, ha, ha."
Oh hey Craig.
I wanna fuck some pussy.
Let me.
Okay so like she's in on it then?
Oh my God!
be a ring or I'm gonna...
the racism until after dessert?
still pitches like Roger Clemens.
Oh I thought you said do I come a lot.
So sex is the white elephant?
No, no I didn't.
Baby if you love me, won't you please just give me a smile?
I just like the movie.
Zane and I aren't best friends.
- 'cause that's cheating okay? - Okay.
Yeah.
Can you imagine that?
I think you have a Trojan.
and I am so poor!
- who's the smartest race. - Asians.
But if it was you or me,
The guest bedroom is down the hall,
- Mutual friends. - Group sex party.
Todd.
I keep telling them we need to get a second toaster.
And I know that they say
Tell me you don't love me.
Well I did the math.
We don't really talk any more.
Or what if I'm a heteromantic asexual?
it's a logical paradox.