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Right, you done cleaning up?
It's okay Todd, it's okay.
God, this is so awkward right?
Baby is this your gay friend that's dating a girl?
That's not really facetious.
- Professional house sitters. - Ah. Bangin'.
is that you are trying so hard
Oh my God, you're quoting "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"!
my mom was, she still is,
to measure facial bilateral symmetry
I'd drop her if she wasn't my niece.
God why can't you just have sex for five minutes
I would literally kill somebody.
No I won't admit it because it was just
Yeah well it's different for me.
I don't hang out with those people.
Oh my God. Avian ingestion?
- without one. - I know sorry I'm looking.
God damn right.
and I, sorry I have another call hold on.
I do not hook up.
Nothing?
I'm really asking.
You might like it.
and then it rained but only if he set the date.
some form of cancer throughout my lifetime
Oh I'm sorry, I have a big mouth.
outweigh the burden of lost sleep, time and income?
You tell me.
that are more important than personal happiness.
Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you?
But I can't drive for that long by myself
So if you miss the moon,
Baby if you love me,
- There you go. - Aww.
Do you know what that story's about?
at a spoon factory.
But you need serotonin.
Ow okay, that one was too hard.
Oh. Whose house is this?
So you shouldn't have southern values.
"of Tidying Up" and I accidentally ripped
especially in my generation and I think that's generous.
- and then I just... - No it's fine,
I know that all yuppies are miserable
- No government could ever... - Oh God Todd, stop being so
Okay my turn.
- Trojan horse. - My nickname in college
- Where should I put it? - That's what Todd said.
or just dying in general?
Well I love myself when I'm with you.
How's Sri Lanka?
to keep our relationship cognitively stimulating.
You heard the man Jimmy,
Well the phrase is the white elephant in the room.
I want a real relationship.
Zane's from London. Note the vernacular.
The handicap stall is a metaphor
Well I think that I can get it down to a three.
- in "Pay it Forward". - Oh I love him,
I must be out of my fucking mind
The smell, the image, the sound,
that actual bisexuality is a myth.
Oh not all parent I'm sure.
It does that.
No I yes, it's a Trojan.
Okay you know what, you can fix this.
won't you please just give me a smile?
Okay I think we need to talk about
Did you do plays in high school?
No it's more than irrational Todd, it's paranoia.
Yes obviously.
- So then what's the origin... - Todd forget the
Okay I am sorry.
I know.
Second of all I did mean literally.
for personal use and then you had nothing to cut
Oh no it's okay, it's okay.
We're never playing that game again,
fucking elephants. We need to talk about sex.
and then she falls asleep
I don't know what your problem is.
Unless it's off of a bridge or something.
Can I fix that?
Todd this isn't one of our debates,
- And developmental stability. - Definitely not.
I don't know what to tell you.
- It was okay. - Scale of one to six?
what ever happened to that kid?
are being activated by emotional stress?
the poop picker-upper.
I guess he didn't like me,
- I'm gonna go find Rory. - Okay.
Hey Janice. Here's those files you wanted.
if you had ever read the fucking play.
over and over again in your head,
I'm going to be a famous actress,
I am pretentious apparently.
Only if you do.
out there for us who's going to complete
three days with you at a time.
Baby I love you but I just can't smile,
Why don't you call Dr. Lionetti?
Oh yeah that's true.
Right, right yeah I know.
Let's go.
- Okay. - My best friend from home
Sure yeah the color doesn't really matter.
Good for you.
but this is just a big misunderstanding.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hm? - What?
"Brokeback Mountain"?
and my brother basically raised me.
No my middle name is Preston.
Of these 32,000 or less men,
You clearly haven't heard anything about me.