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I don't want him to know that I'm relapsing.
I know what I don't want.
and I wasn't doing anything, I was just standing there.
- What's the safe word? - I don't know,
He wouldn't know,
Well you are what you eat.
it's like when different foods touch.
Then say it.
Oh thank you. I'm Elizabeth Taylor
- I want that. - Yeah keep dreaming, Jerry.
So I'm romantically attracted to women,
Déjà vu.
Exactly I mean 65% of married couples
Todd.
- I don't know! - Those aren't my clothes.
stop having sex after 10 years.
- Cauliphrenia. - What's that?
Uh-huh, not everybody can make that distinction.
I'm fucking gay?
I wish there was a word to describe
I always thought my parents loved me unconditionally,
for the holidays.
He was stocking shelves, so I thought he worked there
Just do it.
but I think that's because I've been
Like I literally have to drag Zane's tongue to my clit.
I don't know why I said that, I'm sorry. Come on.
I don't think that you can love somebody
- Okay. - Oh wait, look at this one,
It's tonight.
What are you doing?
When management sees this loss of employee productivity,
Fuck that pussy
"I'm an actress." "Oh have I seen you in anything?"
I thought you'd be on the at like Asian on rice.
I mean ideally I'll have a nurse to help deal with that,
is such a sweet guy,
- the story forward. - Okay.
Bye Rory.
The Mexicans.
because it conflicts with my idealized self-image,
Oh nothing I just,
Oh in 23 days I qualify for medical
Lovely.
My sweater is green.
because she was a virgin
Do you remember what happened
Yeah sure, don't make eye contact, don't smile.
Todd I...
That's the one.
- I have. - All those nights alone.
Oh see I'm the opposite,
Sorry am I in your way?
their artisan flatbread.
Like a Kinsey five.
But I don't care about them. I care about me
For sure, I'm just gonna finish this
I was mocking actors.
Not because she was gay or I'm gay
- I meant bread. - Well you said toast.
The more times I use the handicap stall,
I think you called me like that episode
Is anybody sitting here?
Impossible I only bareback.
It's so funny to think I was in here just six months ago
but you agree with me, you agree with me.
That's okay, you have other good qualities.
Okay fine. I'm 'gay'. Is that what you wanna hear?
I'm sorry you're really easy.
- Yay. - Thank you,
that's a bitch to get rid of,
Do you really wanna know?
Oh come on,
I'm a geospatial analyst.
I don't, labels are for vegans
- Thank you. - I'm developing an app
Fine there does that make you happy?
Okay keep telling yourself that Todd.
He did, he just memorized the letters.
Like I'm not saying I'd go out
It means that I'm possibly bisexual
you don't land on anything ever.
We do lose track of time via intense fucking,
Sorry.
Okay so when can we expect grandkids?
What do you mean?
I mean he's always saying that his clients are shit
- What? - I've been sleeping
who doesn't work out, he's unemployed
I wish I didn't have any holes.
- AHH. - There we go.
- Focus Todd. - Sorry fine let's do it.
Okay.
from Belmont High?
Why is it different for you?
If I didn't have to worry about
Rain is not good luck.
What if that baby was the next Picasso?
even if they don't really fit like,
you've a start personality.
Bushy Bushy
You called first.
Well Todd made it up.
Yeah well you'd be one to talk about fluidity.
You know what's really ironic?
Well I have a bristle body back brush,
Again I'm so sorry I was late,
the ends of the earth to know beyond a reasonable doubt
Wait why wouldn't she just hire someone more local?
It's just lying on the floor?
Frankly Todd, I'm surprised by your behavior.
to explore the female gender.
unless you put toast in it.
worry about it yeah I'm firing you.
perpetuated by popular culture?
Oh you got it, we were worried
I'm cheating on Zane.
There's a word for that?
I'm sure you guys are outliers.
and a washer and I don't fly.
- Are you trying? - I am trying,
I'm moving to Seattle.
Do you see a psychiatrist?
People say that finding love is hard.
Is it love?
Like happy people.
the texture, not that I've ever touched it,
Who do you meet house sitting?
Who the fuck wants to be a waitress?
You're right, people will ask questions.
You watch "Gilmore Girls"?
Guess which movie couple we are.
intelligence and fertility
- Wally. - Okay dad can we save
- I like that name. - Thank you.