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You're gonna be...
on the number of gay men who abstain from penetrative sex,
Okay, time to go home. All seven of you.
But she chooses to stay with him in Wisconsin
Oh God Todd, you must know that he was gay right?
I think it's in the garage honey,
you're like mixing two separate idioms.
Hey you! Answer the door!
since the second grade,
You've like done this before right?
You could have your own show,
Sometimes something's gotta give like that movie
So that's my negative thing.
And I think Ohio's in the Midwest.
Look if you wanna make me smile,
think about how much time and investment goes into
Yeah you're probably right.
Rory meet Marcus. He's a talent manager.
Ah yeah well to invalidate that research,
Hi Todd, I'm Rory.
Go fuck yourself, no offense.
Thank you, that means so much coming from you.
I suppose if you were truly homeless
- What? - Oh just the tip,
or you're making up excuses to avoid going inside.
an eyelash in my eye.
it wouldn't have been like that.
Can we go inside now?
- Okay. - Yay, let's do shots.
Can't you tell?
The Game of Life and turn off the toaster.
Yeah this is what you like, isn't it?
and you didn't tell me that Rory's so pretty.
- Right? - And it would be ridiculous
Okay stop, stop acting.
- What, no! - You didn't even
I dare you to spank Jimmy's ass.
That's literally my third worst nightmare.
So really the question is why do we
Hypothetically if you could save my life
Also I don't like the idea of my organs
What was your day job?
What I'm not saying that all Mexicans are stupid,
Maybe a five when you're not wearing cashmere.
And you are here with...
Valid. Counterpoint, I was at Staples the other day
He should know that his old man
No when did it come out?
- Paris? - Small fridges.
- What baby? - There's a baby on the floor.
Todd I'm here okay?
Because there are some things in life
I'm right here, I'm just gonna be right here.
it's not a matter of if, it's just a matter of when.
That's what I thought.
and I want you to be my wife.
won't you please just give me a smile?
to save the planet and I'm like,
I mean there's always something on the seat lid,
And I don't like poop.
You're not just like,
Rory what do you do?
That's funny I don't recall filing out a survey.
Are you on social media?
Change the topic
won't you please just give me a smile?
Yeah that was great.
Well her English wasn't very good.
It's because you're self-conscious.
- Can I come in? - What?
That's not what I said.
of happiness and marital satisfaction
"but there's just only so many roles
Guy obsessed with symmetry has crooked face.
No sorry.
Oh my God, who are you dressing up as
- Tracy! - Somebody rang?
and after calculating he binomial distribution
You were the second best decision I ever made.
it say she's runway gorgeous and she studies Jujutsu.
Why haven't you ever tried to have sex with me?
so that's super convenient.
who've actually been affected by sexual abuse.
Are you all right?
You can give me a kidney.
small private school.
Zane has an accent.
Yeah that's one of my go-to smart people words.
Oh some of the books are out of order.
- We don't. - I concur.
that some kid in a wheelchair will be waiting
Yeah.
I don't know honey, why don't we just ask
to house-sit for her while she's vacationing in Europe
Okay.
is to be a disgustingly rich
Okay
Do you have any other questions
- You like this, baby? - Yeah.
and you did number two in your pants,
And you know maintaining routine,
It is yeah, Todd picked it out.
in male-on-male courting in the past,
my audition went really long and the 405 was backed up.
Do you have plans to kiss anyone today?
I know it's irrational,
do that right away.
because you know who's ruining this country?
I am listening, I'm just confused.
Oh God, that's one of my biggest pet peeves.
I don't have a problem with being gay,
I am way more beneficial to society than a
I wanted to drop off my resume to
I'd love to hear it.
Stop doing that and really listen to me.
You're so funny Rory.
Oh my God, whoa you and Todd have a bitchin' sense of humor.
page 138 and it didn't ever bother me. That much.
you just turned the lights off.
Is anyone getting food?
Okay no one likes poop.
How is that going?
And antipathy, you said that earlier.
and I just, I honestly think that we could be happy
to keep investing my life in a career and a relationship
I am a model.
You are not bisexual Todd,
for you to appear in my life and make me whole.
I'm so happy for you guys.
That's all we need. Thank you so much for coming in today.
I'm sorry I didn't mean it.