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so that I could be happy?
Todd you're like a Kinsey six.
and filled with homeless people?
Well that's really sexist,
is caused by stupidity so smart people
Oh thank you. I mean you look like a model.
Do you guys have sex or?
Your landlord called me for a reference check,
People do crazy things when they're in love.
Yes and it sucked, and that's why.
this new Thai place for lunch.
- it's really gross. - Oh no,
Interesting.
No matter who it was?
Is my breath that bad?
Oh gosh I'm gonna send Wally out to look for it.
but I just can't smile.
Yeah no I know I've read it.
and it's gays like you who can't get over
of the word ironic.
I don't know what I want.
which is like the epitome of vanity,
I don't know, I don't know maybe.
Well Cauliphrenia is the feeling when
like that Malcolm Gladwell book "Outliers"
"Hey kill that guy or I'm gonna kill you."
actually Todd do you wanna tell it?
and I keep going out for these stupid
It reminds me of Rory Gilmore.
Why would we purposefully follow a path
because they registered as an organ donor!
You're the fourth.
We're not the PC police
It's so soft, I can't believe it's not cotton.
over potentially thwarting a North Korean
but that doesn't mean it would never happen.
Okay fuck all those options.
chance that I will ever fall in love which is,
Please, please give me a smile.
because I'm afraid it's going to expedite my cancer.
- Rory. - Rory, Rory.
Is that a joke?
Yeah I'm sorry, whose idea was it to have
No, no this is playing house.
For a few seconds, it was more of a blow consultation.
My first name is Todd.
I need a kidney, I need a kidney
Please?
I mean, I wanna see you through to the end.
Okay so Liz is married to Paul Newman,
Fine.
Oh no I'm saying he's fag-get-ful,
Fine whatever it doesn't matter, it's not ironic,
- You are so gay. - It's "Halloweentown".
Oh you think it's psychological?
but I promise you I won't because he doesn't exist.
You know I throw a penny, I hit a model.
I have to admit when I told you to experiment
and frankly you should feel offended.
- I'd shoot the baby. - Thank you.
And what does she do?
There's a word for everything.
Oh.
with your heterosexual inklings,
nobody would recognize us.
Don't spaz but Ryder brought Jerry.
- Jerry who? - Blow job Jerry,
Well having kids fills your life with purpose.
I just think it's kind of sad
right at me and keep a straight face.
Oh put that back!
Nice wow yeah, I booked two nationals this year.
Did you, did you take a plane?
so I'm giving you
the couple in question has to pass
if we were eating Mongolian.
so I keep replaying that imagery
doesn't mean it's a universal skill-set.
- Hi. - Nicole Shaw
- Okay. - And I see on your
and she think that I could be happier
Well as long as he doesn't support religious genocide.
- Wow. - It would be like
oh God even thinking about poop makes me want to vomit.
but then some pigeon ran into the engine...
Because you are supposed to be the man.
I'm in the shower.
But I can't handle irrational behavior,
and I didn't even want it anyway
Ryder. Happy birthday.
Put I back!
It's my cultural duty to torment you in front of her.
find anybody because I admit that I'm finicky,
you have a very friendly demeanor,
- Is that right Todd? - No I...
Well it's my job to be tangential,
now I have no one to buy me drinks.
The owners before they leave.
Come sit with us.
I did get rid of the book,
You're like Katherine Hepburn.
Can we find that?
I thought that you said it was a Trojan.
a triangle of moles on this side,
I bet I'm gonna love it,
Todd, we have been dating for six months
that they still owe me for September.
you come here a lot?
A bunch of us are gonna check out
Todd we can do better.
is way too much pressure.
what do you do?
and they have absolutely nothing in common.
I don't get it.
Well why don't we just start with the basics?
and shit hits the fan because he's secretly gay.
My whole life I've been waiting
I don't want more, I'm happy.
No you're missing the point.
if I max out my card.
Yeah okay tonight.
Okay because both my friends think I'm gay,
Look you called me.
So you wanna start dating girls?
and so his forecast was right,
Tell me you don't love me and I'll let you get on
You seem well, you taking your meds?
- Oh my God. - Todd I think
Really? I know you're in there,
we forgive you.