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and it's somebody's birthday and I made them a cake
Truth.
You know driving is way more dangerous than flying right?
Don't worry. He's totally crazy about you.
Better.
Yes.
I know what your problem is,
and have I accused you of being a lesbian?
but only because it was no longer bringing me joy.
Okay Rory, um.
for your state of sexual confusion,
I like girls, I've always liked girls.
And it's like, "baby I try,
I love you too.
and if that's an accusation then I will have you know
but I'm unclear as to what you're even chasing.
I hate that question.
Well we can play a different game.
followed by any other pertinent information
Yeah you got a good look.
It does doesn't it?
Didn't you read the play?
See Rory. It's different for people
but I found it repulsive and I'm with you now,
that you're the one.
So you're an actress?
but this one confiscated it.
Tell me about it.
- Pillow? - Poop?
Is my breath...
have an obligation to combat reverse Darwinism.
That sucks I'm sorry.
so I can try?
the white elephant is an unwanted possession
Oh we're on a cleanse but you should try
I already have a lot of guilt on my plate so.
That's what Ryder would say if he was here.
in conversations to impress strangers
like you look super helpful.
This isn't a comedy right?
No I can keep going.
I don't want kids. Todd, that was stupid.
That is, what?
I'm the hostess and I've decided
Am I what?
Yeah I changed my mind.
I will be sexually incompatible with most of them.
you might not even get one out of three
Excuse me do you work here?
So wow here you are auditioning.
that that will inevitably falter to reality
and I want my own friends that are less attractive than me,
but nothing ever fucking manifests and I'm already old!
on Skid Row with a trench coat who is like,
and I forgot to unplug it so it's on.
I think she should be crying the this scene though,
And positive, positive, what's positive?
Baby if you love me,
You're willfully barking up the wrong tree,
I hate meeting people.
Kids have been calling me a faggot at recess
- and be not gay. - I wasn't assuming anything.
- New York? - I can drive to New York.
because it's set in Mongolia so we thought it'd be ironic
in my left ear.
I brought Bananagrams and Exploding Kittens,
- Oh I'm not that nice. - Yes you are.
Well it sounds like a real statistic.
- Todd, Todd is he gonna? - Oh God okay.
Well maybe if it was like,
If you're doing it right, it is.
because I do need your help.
My sweater is green.
I just have to accept that you don't like bodily fluids,
Better.
Okay Meg said and I quote,
- Oh. - But I'm also a checker
You're like the definition of loyal.
including but not limited to snoring,
You could. And maybe that's someone
What do you do on the internet?
I know, I know, I know I look totally different.
is that stress causes cancer.
thinks I'm a huge bitch and I got a parking ticket
as special as we think we are.
I wonder if there's a word that exactly describes
It's a vicious cycle.
Oh come on man!
but I can't just sit around
Look, I know that you're worried I'm gonna meet
I must be dreaming!
That was really good.
although you'd think with all her CIA training
- Todd. - And I'm having
Okay fine I admit that I've dabbled
and you know this, but you know,
he's like James Bond.
I think I'm depressed.
Investing in Google.
Can I hold your hand?
either because I'm Asian, because I have a crooked face,
Great. We're about to head over.
It would be ironic if it was a knife factory
Well then. I think we're making progress.
- Hi. - Hi.
it's a logistical nightmare.
Well I totally believed you.
- You lost me. - I'm house sitting
Baby if you love me,
the less you'll be approached.
which is great 'cause I can't hear certain frequencies
You wanna do the thing?
painting the Mona Lisa white to start fresh.
They bring you unhappiness.
- Sarin gas. - No how?
What happened?
of Lars Von Trier?
You just float aimlessly in space
I would if I could but.
but that was before you.
Is it because of what I did?
Now of these 800 men,