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Yeah but don't Asians eat more rice?
- Mongolian Thursday. - Right, right.
- Oh of course yeah. - Thank you so much.
Hey Todd, remember when you were
Oh my God, oh my God!
Well that's just it,
That's ironic you know?
I know this is my anxiety talking. I just,
Okay fine 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
Okay point made.
that's in Venice. Where are you going sweetie?
fas sgssg
Garlic.
Okay Todd, if you can't say the word pussy,
Stand up.
and you haven't even tried to fondle my boobs.
Sure I'd have to give up talking and I like talking,
Oh, favorite Rory boyfriend on one, two, three
I'm just not good at this game.
If you need to talk to someone,
If there is, I bet it's French.
because he might tell you you're in a wheelchair too.
- You're Todd's girlfriend. - Yes.
Specific words to describe obscure emotions.
we kiss sometimes with tongue,
I think it would statistically improve my love life.
Bitchin'. You can put them next to the jello shots.
Todd you can not decide that you're straight
What are you afraid of?
I can understand if it was like a whole solace,
Okay. They need to leave.
So what kind of bagel are you having?
Okay, okay. Todd I need you to breath, alright?
but acting is really the hardest job there is.
No it's not semantics, the elephant in the room
Alexa, play slut playlist.
or getting interviewed by Conan O'Brien.
before we give this another whirl?
- The what? - The 'th' sound.
is darkening her aura,
Todd I think we're getting a bit off topic.
like winning an argument,
Yeah. Okay I like Thai.
I mean I guess I would, save the baby.
my best friend really loves her therapist.
- Well that's redundant. - What?
and you're a perfect match.
Rory, merry holidays.
We met in the self-help section at the library.
You can tell a lot about a person by their face.
You had me at 'I'll pay you.'
You're the nicest person in L.A.
You know how I would eradicate stupid people?
Oh dare baby, pick me,
- Good word. Corporeal. - Thank you.
- No. - Are you sure?
Well if you feel like you're gonna throw up,
is basically comparable to an orgasm anyway.
So how long have you been in L.A.?
- Sure you can appreciate that. - Oh my God.
What a hoot.
You know I honestly thought that I would be an outlier,
- You will? - Uh-huh.
get your sweet tush over here.
So cute. All of it.
Good, so a friend of one of my clients asked me
He's beautiful, he has an accent.
You must hate yourself.
in somebody else's body,
Super. Is that for me?
Or social delinquents who resemble homeless people.
and it has the most leg room.
you can change.
where they say the title somewhere in the dialogue,
We brought fluffernutters.
Did you know he cheated on his eye exam?
Can't I just kill the guy with the gun pointed to my head?
We also sit dogs, no cats.
This is not normal.
Todd I'm sorry I don't want kids.
that's a lot.
to pass on those genes
- Really? - I don't know,
Maybe Rory's right. Maybe I don't love myself.
I mean I really wish you wouldn't.
Go on then.
Like he went to gay bars,
shouldn't be a right, it should be a privilege.
- even when... - Todd no.
Okay.
Yeah what does my face say?
Todd?
if I'm more aggressive and I don't let political labels
I started screaming that he was kidnapping me
and I was valedictorian in high school.
- Don't encourage him. - AIDS.
Okay I have a hypothetical.
- really I believe you. - Oh. I just didn't want you
Awe you're so sweet.
I had a skin infection so I stopped.
and we've been talking for eight hours.
or try anal sex. I get it.
- Yes, yes, yes we win! - Yes!
It should be obvious.
Have I seen you somewhere before?
you know like, significant, I would be livid.
how I'm feeling now.
Rory?
- Oh God what is that? - What's wrong?
I'm straight.
for Ryder's birthday party?
"All of your friends are white."
You didn't leave the toaster on.
And as much as I pretend to give no fucks
Thank you so much. Bye.
You've never even see me act.
I mean, if your blind or schizophrenic
Jouska is when you replay a hypothetical dialogue
Software coding and I house sit as a side hobby
Baby if you love me, won't you please
Don't work too hard Rory Gilmore.
Maybe have you seen "2 Girls 1 Cup"?
it's just the wine and the cake
People do crazy things
I don't wanna be alone for the rest of my life.
There are four million people living in Los Angeles
Okay.
what my mother things invariably,
They wouldn't have used the good chard,
You can lead a horse to water.
Oh okay, yeah I'm fine.
but whatever, what are you gonna do right?
- Why? - I am not discussing...
'cause like if I died now before I've done anything
It's Jerry.
If it's a joke yeah.
how did you even get to Seattle?
I didn't laugh.
- I think so. - Okay and you have to look
Look, Todd my point is,