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They're pretty much broken by the time they get to me.
-But even in our moment of sorrow-- -David, I know I know that man.
...compelling, magnetic.
-Come on. Why?
...have been conducting business of their own.
This is very sweet of you. Thank you very much.
...on one date and know everything.
Well, I mean, I--
You lack the essential nothingness that all truly great performers possess.
The truth, Burt.
...and what I saw didn't hold up.
-Have we decided? -So far it's a toss up.
-We've had divorce work before. -Not on a retainer.
That's why you're always broke.
What?
-You get to be the boy? -We'll compromise.
...what good's a nest egg gonna do me?
-Tons? -Lots.
Clear.
-Anyone interesting? -No one you'd know.
David, when are you gonna get tired of doing underwear jokes?
Do you really like it?
...is the most crime-ridden piece of real estate...
...by driving a wedge between us?
David, I swear I know that man.
I'm not sure what kind of present to buy him.
Very neurotic.
No, go ahead, I'd like to hear you explain.
It was more along the lines of a pawnshop.
Unless I miss my guess, you're ready to graduate.
David, I'm not saying you kiss badly.
You wanted to go into business with the Barracuda.
-Let me see. You'll just get mad at me. -l won't get mad.
Surprise!
Ok stop don’t touch my breast Stop! Screaming! Stop!
...look each other in the eye...
-I would've if you'd given me one. -Right.
Bill Raymond. Take your hands off me. You get your hands off me.
David.
I think this will settle accounts.
Be a good boy, huh?
You charged your husband with mental cruelty, Mrs. Kraft, is that correct?
...mostly waiting.
-Never mind. -David.
Great mileage.
-Hi, David. -Hi, Maddie.
-Betty Russell, I forgot. -Let's take the Beemer.
It kind of belongs to somebody else.
Let's go again.
-Kraft. -Divorce can make strange bedfellows.
Well, do you like it?
...like two mature rational adults.
I don't think I recall ever seeing your car.
Why don't you drive it?
-You don't like it? -I didn't say that.
Tubes aren't free and you'd feel better if you were financially secure.
She gets on wifey's team and hubby goes to the poorhouse.
-You're heading for The Last Roundup. -I was afraid of that.