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Take this key.
I know I know that man.
I want you to help me put that marriage back together.
-Of course. -Have a seat or something.
Thank you, sir, I'd rather stand.
Yeah.
You didn't have to.
You must mean okay like A-OK, right?
If I'd known, I would've done this a long time ago.
You can tell everything about a person first time you meet.
...understands the purpose of what seems to us...
Miss Lamont, would you characterise that as a duo-directional lipus-lockus?
Well, it is an effective treatment for localised high blood pressure in males.
That was when I met Joleen, his 21-year-old receptionist...
Is that all?
-Everything, really? -No. Well, of course, there a few things.
-Why were you in a cab? -You ever try handling a rickshaw?
This from Ms. Chapter 11.
See this smile?
Am I nuts?
-No arguing? -No complaining.
I mean, how did you pay for these?
David, are you all right?
The dog ate your homework. Cabs don't get in wrecks.
God. I'm sorry, sir, I wasn't thinking.
They'll have my blessings...
Burning, singing in the sunshine
It'd be like squeezing toothpaste back into the tube.
Because they're not screaming like most couples--?
Business seems to be picking up. She wanted to offer us a raise.
-Got it? -Got it.
As your investment counsellor...
-Damn Bill Raymond. -Stop it.
I'd like to call Mrs. Lydia Kraft to the stand, please.
I just wanna make sure that we're doing the right thing here.
...I took the proverbial hard long look at my life...
It's also the best place to look when you're not listening.