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-April 9th. -November 27th, me and Jimi Hendrix.
...you do not know how to enjoy the fruits of your labour.
-I don't throw money around. -Neither do I.
Did a pretty good little job acting up there in the office.
-...tells you I'm not a good lover. -You're an okay lover.
-How does it feel? -Clammy, I hope.
-Well, he was wrong. -Oh, Lydia.
They're cute, but hard to breed.
It's the furthest thing from a no big deal, it's trivial.
No, I can talk to Betty. You should take a spin in your new toy.
I'm working on that, but I'm here now.
I understand. I don't agree, but I understand.
Someplace where I could make a difference.
If my life gets any more interesting, they'll have to chain me and give tours.
Even got an AM radio.
A man buys a gift to show his appreciation...
I'd like know what reason you have for thinking I'm not generous.
That's your trouble, David. You think hot sex cures everything.
You're in the way.
The bar on the corner of 23rd and Del Fuego.
When it comes to finances, you're a nitwit.
-I mean the car. -Oh, fine.
Varsity.
Your client pleads irreconcilable differences...
-You don't drive a car like that. -Why not?
An attorney, the one I told you about.
The kissing. I was talking off the top of my head.
Mostly I'm busy at the office, but every now and then.
There has to be or you wouldn't have said it.
The truth is I would've been on time if my cab hadn't got in a wreck.
-Where did you dig up this bulldog? -Oh, now just stop it.
I'm not sure I understand how.
-Unsullied, unknown. -A virgin.
What is going on?
...and I will have to live with the knowledge...
See you upstairs.
But in the heat of battle, I guess I chose not to notice.
I don't know.
I left them rolling around in the grease.
David, you didn't.
Yo, Burt.
The whole point of dating is disinformation.
Yeah, my money.
-I understand you. -Good.
Run away. Don't mind watching the store at all.
Betty, will you excuse us for just a moment, please?
You of all people deserve to know the truth.