The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]

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The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
TV-PG Comedy

Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.

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18 Nov 1993
The Masseuse
Tom Cherones
I don't submit to forcible massage. I don't submit to forcible massage. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.399
dot I don't submit to forcible massage.
I don't submit to forcible massage.
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Remy Rifkin? Remy Rifkin? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.942
dot Remy Rifkin?
Remy Rifkin?
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...and moving my head from side to side. ...and moving my head from side to side. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.953
dot ...and moving my head from side to side.
...and moving my head from side to side.
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...and after every sip, he would go: ...and after every sip, he would go: Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.801
dot ...and after every sip, he would go:
...and after every sip, he would go:
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Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.314
dot Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
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A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime. A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.919
dot A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.
A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.
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It's killing me, Jerry! It's killing me, Jerry! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.506
dot It's killing me, Jerry!
It's killing me, Jerry!
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Hey! I am looser than creamed corn. Hey! I am looser than creamed corn. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.167
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Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.
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Joel Rifkin, telephone. Joel Rifkin, telephone. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.582
dot Joel Rifkin, telephone.
Joel Rifkin, telephone.
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...this woman hates me so much... ...this woman hates me so much... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.020
dot ...this woman hates me so much...
...this woman hates me so much...
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Don't you ever talk about her like that! Don't you ever talk about her like that! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.752
dot Don't you ever talk about her like that!
Don't you ever talk about her like that!
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Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked. Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.709
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Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.
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No. Veto. No. Veto. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.369
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No. Veto.
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- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him." - What were her exact-? - "I don't like him." Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.095
dot - What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."
- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."
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Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.218
dot Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.
Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.
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No means no. No means no. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.093
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No means no.
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- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to. - Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.038
dot - Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.
- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.
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- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman. - Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.847
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- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.
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So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing. So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.318
dot So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
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Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer. Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.253
dot Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.
Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.
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Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out? Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.858
dot Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?
Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?
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"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again." "Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again." Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.676
dot "Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
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For no real reason whatsoever. For no real reason whatsoever. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.605
dot For no real reason whatsoever.
For no real reason whatsoever.
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- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing? - What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.458
dot - What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?
- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?
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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart. I have never met a normal guy named Stuart. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.816
dot I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.
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