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So, Carson helped me trace the call,
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That's right! She wants my body
- Come on, honey. Lose that frown! - Lighten up, buddy.
She is so fine!!!
Man, that's a great idea. They could find anything.
Did she ever track 'em down, and if she did, well, why couldn't she have called you?
- Mama, it's all right. - Where'd he go?
Man. What did I trip over?
- No. - Before they died, they killed that gator
I realized I needed a different approach.
Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “That’s so flat, awesome.”
Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...
That stuff doesn't work anymore,
I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Come home, Joe.
- Guess who came back, Charlie? - Dad, no!
Hey, you guys, you gotta come hear this guy on the Zander show.
That's all right. I appreciate this job, man.
Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.
Man. Swerve them potholes.
Wawixio en el tortuga
man you don’t even have a car i know but that’s a deal what he wants
and they came and killed him.
Auto trader!
Brandy, you see that moon?
How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it?
That's a rare shirt
How does she put up with you, Dirt?
Clem, I didn't know you didn't wanna be on TV.
I mean, your ass and my face. What's up? Here we go.
With great power comes great responsibility Everybody know that. God damn boy!
Rambler Wagon That’s a rare car.
Wanna fight?
Now, this mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.
When you're down, stare at a clown.
you're pretty clean-shaven for a kid who lives in a trash can, no?
Competition orange, '67.
Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.
Give me what you got in your pocket, and she's yours.
Did they die?
That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of schoonmaker
We gotta step way back. This is gonna be fun.
Well, the year was 1982.
I thought hunting would be, you know, more fun than it was.
So, you see, we're not related. We can have sex again.
Message deleted.
I saw Aaron’s bumper sticker Cowboys butts drive him nuts
Damn.
This is a big ole Frozen chunk of poopy
Where's my supplies? You got my Auto-traders?
Freddy, go get Free Bird boy here an all-access laminate
- That lady gave me a great idea. - Hey, Dirt! Dirt!
Queer? Is this queer?
I’m a rocker dude through and through
"That thing's slow. It ain't movin' fast. It's boring and dull. I'm yawning."
I saw your bumper sticker, "Cowboys' butts drive me nuts."
Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor.
How does a vaccine work?
I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?
because I wanted to tell Joe in person.
NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL!! RIGHT!
That thing with the tweaking g is comin’ off a little fruity
I would never do that,
Oh, my God. Brandy, I'm home?
You okay?
Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.
Well It ain’t a meteor
How exactly is a 9.8 A++ made
Yeah, you wanna match?
daat rite dirt
I asked for Silvertown,
You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.
You haven't heard? Me and her are gettin' married.
Thank God!
I guess this is the place. Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.
Yeah, Joe.
His name's Clem Doore, and he's from Josette, Louisiana.
It's like in the movies.
YOU
that’s a deal what they want!
None of that Pussy Skoal. Right Dad?
HEY YOU ARE GROUNDED
I AM ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, JOE DIRT
June 13, 1979.
Why is that good?
- Dang. - Good boy!
- And I'm puttin' him down. - No, you can't!
Well I’m sure it did, but that ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit
What’s up Check one two
When you’re down, stare at a clown!
Whenever I used to get sad, I'd just look at a clown,
Sweet-lookin' little things, weren't they?
I think he got...
So we can have sex again!
But I thought 43 had a hemi
You see that Moon
Why are boobs good?
Jessica
Rambler wagon That’s a rare car
Rocky! Rocky! No!
Can I get $100 off rent? No
Eagles be like... None of that pussy skol
This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the veterinary business, till then, I’m the guy to see.
"This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Cloud Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See."
Does your mother sew?
Hey fall you left too soon Do it again I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN
That's just me talkin'. I don't...
Becuase snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like
- License and registration? - Yes, sir.
"don't tell him
Come on, let's move it! Kick it in! Kick it in!
Run, Charlie.
That's happening, man. We should get bleachers over here.
and get you some bud light and some french cries
Well, yeah. I guess I could do that.
How exactly does the sun set?
is that you are so unrelentingly upbeat about your plight.
It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.
Green Park Dentistry walk in welcome Green Park Dentistry
stick an M80 up its butt blow it to pieces
Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!
It is what you make it
Dang!
That's my parents' last name!
Hey, freak boy.
- So, you don't know rule three? - Yeah, you want a match?
People would remember selling a car like that.
That's a nice place.
yeh diana!
Somewhere in Indiana I hit a little snag.
and cut open that gator and pulled my folks out of its belly.
where local celebrity Joe Dirt is threatening to kill himself.
I'm not talkin' about Posi-Trac.
He could do anything, you know?
"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog!"
Its not what you like Its the consuner
“Your products look great. Do you need ambassadors?” Us:
"Anderson, Anders, Asnov, Ast..."
Joe Dirt.
They made his little voice box...
"Brandy. XOXO."
Did they get it? Where'd he go?
- You're blockin' the cameras! - Move over.
It’s Bobcat? Like.. The Bobcat? Yes!
Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?
Charlie. Charlie, come here. Come here, Charlie.
This is gonna be awesome.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON, YEAH
I
I told you. You fucking test results. That ever. We can have sex again. Oh shitty. Assy holey.
No! Killer hotdog gas!
That’s right Snow Nobody wants you around
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin Or else it gets the hose again
We'll shoot fireballs at it.
Even though you took me to the carnival that I was already at.
You gave him a great last couple years.
You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?
I know, but that's a deal, what he wants.
All right. Good morning, troops.