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One night, they got swallowed up by the biggest damn gator we ever had.
- No! - I'm kiddin', I'm kiddin'.
Ya know maybe one day Unicef Will get into the Fantasy Basketball Business
"I found his parents.
Bloes, I only have enough money for me and Kane
What's up here? Look down there.
Check this out, Robby.
Why don't you come with me? Come on.
We'll have the poo on us
Jessica
- Daddy? - Yeah.
This is a business not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the negotiating business
That's a good question, man. She's great, though, ain't she?
But she didn't wanna tell you,
and no closer to findin' my parents.
All right, man.
We can have sex again
Yeah. You like to see homos naked.
Freddy you should not drink the bong water
Hey, what's goin' on, man?
Yeah, she found 'em down in California.
if she caught me doing stuff.
This is a business not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the mortgage software business, but until then I'm the guy to see
You might get a machine.
- What happened here? - Don't I know you from somewhere?
You're telling me you'd rather have a dog
Yeah! You better run, hard ass!
Turns out, some skateboarder slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this
Your talking to me all wrong Do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
Hey mister do you know where billy bought that cheesesteak?
In fact, in our latest "Is Brandy too hot For Joe Dirt?" poll,
What am I gonna do quit? That’s not an option You gotta keep on keepin on
No I’m cool No you’re not!
and he said that you was always laughin' at me behind my back.
It just is
That was a good one. All right, Charlie, get in the car.
Game 7?
- Damn. - Good toss there, sir. Good one.
Well, how much you want for it?
your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?
Love, Brandy. XOXO
This where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Showing up on a Monday, at a student property
Shit'll buff out.
I’m your sister
Yeah! Light her up!
Hey, wait a minute, yeah.
and I decided it was time to go home.
It go BANNGGG!
C-c-can I come too?
Then I got lucky.
She wouldn't not tell me about my parents. I don't care how sick of me she is.
He was damn good, too.
I hear people.
Probably feels pretty good,
I'm just kinda campin' out or whatever,
This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get in the DFS business
Well, it ain't a meteor
You have to find the real answer inside yourself.
This is a good month. Dang.
So you don’t know rule three?
When Pager Duty Calls
Don't try and church it up, son.
gravity Enough, you broken record! Okay! i've been down here for two weeks
and then I just can't help it.
DANG!
but where's the good stuff, man?
Your dad always hunt this long?
You're cool.
That symbol looks very stern.
from the inside by punchin' out his heart, is my guess.
And then you should change your name to Kicking Ass. I would.
Even me? What's that supposed to mean, man?
All right!
Wha... Is that where you were? Well, I'll be dipped.
You really love me?
'cause I swear I'm gonna...
- He's a friend of mine. - No.
Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?
Now, even you liked the way that chick looked, didn't you?
My outlaw.
Where are you?
- Let's do it! - Come on, Charlie!
You ain't nothin Dirt !
Two
Yeah, because they gave him powers, the aliens.
I'm not messin' around. I'll hit it.
Alright well Thank god for SAPD
Thats A big 10-4
I need a towel now.
I just can't stop grinnin'.
No Way I'd Ever Sell You, Meteor. Not In A Million Years
People forget we're live. You like the window, don't you?
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the warehouse business Until then we're the guy to see
Don't forget to Wipe your LANE!! HAHAHA
Oh, my God.
Molar World. One for the kid? Sure.
Things are gonna happen for me.
I was thinkin' about that car.
Kevin sucks
so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up.
Psycho.
Check!
I'm here with Joe Dirt.
Yep, those came with a six-cylinder 258 automatic with three on the tree.
Your favorite is 4 black cocks? That’s cool, man.
You guys see that cubs game last night? NO!!
lookin' for skin that he liked.
Don't try and Church it up son. Don't you mean Meditech!
The Roman candle. Step back a little bit.
_
You're talkin' to my sister all wrong. It's...
Your mom and dad still alive?
DON'T FORGET THE HAIR YOU PROMISED
- That's right. - Hey, sit down!
I might need a pretty little lady
and a car cover for any Dodge from '79 to '84.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
I
- Down here. - Stay on your back!
I just... He's a friend of mine. This whole thing's my fault.
Testing. Testing, testing.
It's okay. I felt it was time to move on anyway, you know.
Hey, boss, I'm goin' on a break.
He used to beat me, so one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper.
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the dinosaur exhibition business
Lol
This is the good stuff Snakes and sparklers
That’s right… She wants my body!
My family's last name is Buckwalter. My brother's name is Cletis.
I'll pay for this. I'm new!
A girl like that's way out of your league. She wants my body.
when you think you're going to chuck e cheese but they drop you off at the grand canyon
You... You really loved her, huh?
Your telling me your 26 and have never held a job or even have a drivers license?
You don't even have a PC! I know but that's Deal for $179
Maybe on day unicef will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can talk
New York City I mean Ransas
Well, I'll sprinkle his ashes. They'll drift out to sea.
Judge likes to see homos naked?
to sit on the front seat with me while I break her in.
hello its me kana and today i am going to show open boobies and vaginaes to everyone in the world see clarences big break now in cinemas in 69D
Hey..! You! SHOW ME THEM BOOBIES.
Sounds bout right...
so you won't be here.
I mean, hell, I'd just shut this old gator farm down and...
Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!
the best I can do is give you a printout of all 73 people who bought the car.
People'll come from miles around to see this thing.
Well, you know, she's a good friend of mine,