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I'll be your friend.
when you see your twin at chuck e cheese
BANDI!! MY BANDI
I learned cows don't find bottle rockets as funny as I do.
He'll stop humping as soon as he's done
I
You
Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed.
Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager
What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?
Just let her finish Brian!
Oh, God. She is so fine!
Don't try and church it up, girl. Don't you mean gas station clerk?
You'll stick your head out the window and check out chick dogs, going,
Is this queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.
Shit'll buff out
He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.
What’s up? What’s good?
Then what happened?
This could be you Tina never puts the address online
*Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* “Oh yeah, it’s so flat, awesome.”
Hi, Joe. Come here.
I'm not sure you are a good person, Brandy.
"if Joe calls,
I'm talkin' about me.
Don't pull up.
I wanna get this woman on the phone, and I wanna ask her
But first...
But I was flat broke. I didn't have no money for gas.
After watching Tyler Childers music video
Well, then,
I'll try the old reverse psychology.
You can come out now.
Well, then let's do it, little boy.
So, I stole this pile.
Y
don't try and church it up son don't you mean herrikin
Oh, God. She is so fine.
Okay. Why didn't you say so? Come on!
You know what? I got somebody I want you to meet.
I mean maybe one day unicef will get into writing code but until that day I'm the guy to see
You win twice, brother. It's good biz.
Say hello to Charlie Two.
Oakley Deb
Okay.
And you know why? 'Cause over the last few days,
Im looking for a ws6 with uner 100k miles for 8000
Van Halen Not Van Hagar
Did she find your parents?
Im sorry, I’m new
how bout i get you a whaa burger and some french cries
Why don't you stick your Head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!
I mean, I don't mean to get all scientific or whatever.
She's way too hot for me.
I like kids. They seem to like...
you're my sister
You think I’m UNICEF
septic tank for an RV.
Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the ediscovery business. Til then, i'm the guy to see
So, needless to say, I was in no shape
Non of that pussy skol
And you can't tell me, in all those pictures they took,
When She Shoots, hunts and hates the government
Yeah, listen to 'im.
Hey Everybody. Bobcats here.
That’s a deal, what she’s asking
I don't care about that! And I don't care about you!
Stop it!
I got some pictures here. Look at this.
Splitting from the wolfpack on my chopper
That’s a Football binki
Yeah. Well, the puke pile's right over there.
Hey.
Them big doe eyes.
Keep that Skoal, baby. That's what I'm talking about.
Now, before I begin...
What about my face and your ass. How about that, friend? I mean, my ass and your face. What's up?
Snakes and sparklers
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business but until then, we're the people to see.
I’m sure it did, but it ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit
And, yes, they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.
Go get him. Run, Charlie! Run like the wind!
God, I hate these nasty things!
Anyway, that list had names from all over the state.
- Joe! - Brandy?
Kickin ass I would
Hey fall you left too soon
Dude, you voted for him
Take her somewhere special ..they say
Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang. Look! I’m putting the lotion on the skin, Geez.
This is just an angry horse with mussels and thrown his saddle away.
Dshe put a basement in his new house He invites the neighborhood boys over for cookies
You see Brooks, it goes and get the pheasant.
Hello, California.
Where have you been?
That's not professional.
Well, no one's really put it like that, but I don't think so.
You like to see homos naked That's cool man...
Balls to the wall
I
It does what it's told!
Like to see Homos Naked Home is where the Heart is
'Cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
It just does
X-O-X-O
Go ahead. I'm a roast. Baste me.
I mean, I got a place up in Malibu, I got lots of friends.
Good stuff?
You haul your mangy ass in here tomorrow morning,
the fUTure is now
Brandy. Brandy is Jive.
Your trying to tell me you are 26 and have never held a job or have a drivers license ?
- What do you got? - Practically nothing.
She’ll stop humping as soon as she’s done!
You want it Or not?
Till one day...
And she's just plain sick of you.
Exactly how long?
What's the deal with your haircut, Joe?
this is what my hair looks like this morning Gert B. Frobe.
But wher’s the hemi?
Joe, I did find where your parents were.
Shut up, you hard-on.
What do you say?
My search was over.
Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on.
Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lepp...
You’re talking to me all wrong
Taking him with you? But...
That's a big 10-4
They clean the bowl so you don’t have tooooooooo
It's a big mess.
Okay.
Yes, I wrote that letter,
And I think a little part of me died right there.
I’m cool. ..no you’re not.
Hello
It's okay, don't move.
And I don't think he wants to talk to you, Brandy.
I mean Kansas...
I'm your sister I'm your sister
She was somethin'.
Making fun of poor little Joe Dirt?
and was hopin' maybe I was lookin' at it, too?
How about a Whineken?
Dang!