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and tell me my story helped them somehow.
- Yeah. It was really no big deal. - No big deal?
floyd boston
Clem, a kid puked in the cafeteria again.
So, I headed for a reservation.
I think we need some resolution here. We need a little closure.
Why would Robby say such a thing?
I don't care how long it takes. I gotta do it.
Hey everybody! Bobcats here!
IT'LL BUFF OUT
Van Halen, Not Van Hagar
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CFB business. Until then you’re stuck with UT
And then one winter...
- Wanna go to my place? - Sure do.
Come over here! You don't have to follow him!
Wondering if at that exact moment ,my Heather was looking at the same moon
You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?
Sir.
Maybe one day UNICEF Will get into the impound bizinack
One day I’ll have a dirt bike that bad ass!!!
son of a bitch.
Later, if you come up with their last name, you can go on from there.
I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?
Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean "shitty duplex"?
'bout 15 year ago
This guy's got a dash mat for a '69 Nova he wants to sell,
When Pager Duty Calls You put the lotion on your skin
Wondering if at that exact moment Sam Susko was looking at that same moon
That's Why Dad Named You Kurt instead of NunaMaker
WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH YOUR BUDDIES PIECE
- You're wrong, brother. - I got a good name for this car,
Moved!
No wonder this thing's going under. You got nothing. It's wussy stuff.
Look at that town, Meteor. That's pretty.
God, that Brandy has a nice ass, doesn't she?
Yeah. One day... Im gonna marry that girl
You saved our lives, Clem.
You’re talking to me all wrong. It’s the wrong tone.
DAAAANG
Yeah? Well, check out this note she left me.
He's dead? Man, what happened?
Beautiful? I'm looking for "righteously kick-ass."
Joe Dirt, I wish you luck.
Daaaaang
Joe, what's the matter? Don't I turn you on?
Yeah, he's been takin' hundreds of photos over the years,
But where are the headliners
Over there in the middle of the lunch room.
You are exquisitely pathetic.
*anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* “Oh yes it’s so flat, awesome.”
Yeah, he's Joe Dirt!
When you love welding But don't even have a 240V outlet
All right, we'll... We'll take a break.
Of course, that's not true.
When Rent a center come knocking
The Dirt
And I guess I'm just callin' to say goodbye.
Hey, Junior Dirt Bag. You talkin' to your rock?
And while they was checking out the sights and the donkeys and whatnot,
You tripped over that object in the ground. You were knocked out.
I don't know. What's goin' on?
butt-lickin', flea-lickin'
Murikans discuss'n politics...
He'll stop as soon as he's done
So, you did see 'em first. So, it's just like Robby said.
You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets.
Yeah. Come on, man. I thought we had a deal.
When you pull up in a fox body I thought you had a mustang?
Holy crap, ladies.
You know what, Joey? I think you...
I'll just go back to mopping.
Man. Swerve them potholes
This guy's selling a Hurst speed shifter with a pool-ball grip.
I am your daddy
I'm going broke with this venture also.
Balls to the wall
How exactly is a rainbow made? How’s exactly does the sun set? How is you faxes? It just does!
Man. I just had the weirdest dream.
Hey, wait... Am I... Am I on? I'm on?
Well, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the Laser business.
I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.
Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.
Carson, just where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
Hello, Joe Dirt.
- Zander, get this. This is a wig. - It's a wig?
Probably, because I'm sure Yahweh would be chiming in, too.
So, I knew it was gonna be hard to find 'em.
And riddle me this.
We've got questions comin' in from...
You cryin', boy? You cryin', boy?
Corn off the cob.
And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?
and walking his dog, and all the time I'm thinking about
All right. So, finish your story. Now, why do you live with foster parents?
That things an atom bomb man
I didn't get to the sad part yet.
to see if anybody's got a photograph from that one day.
My parents were... This was my home.
Come on, boy!
I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?
Ky
Hell, I have half a mind to move there myself.
Oh, my God, man. This is my fault.
I don't recognize them.
Van Halen... NOT Van Hagar
- That's so flat. - Awesome.
so I was living in a juvie home for boys,
William David
All right, you might want to take a few extra steps back on this one.
What up goat roper
And, you know, the thing that drives me crazy
I got to find out what happened that day at the Grand Canyon.
When you go to church.
like a Joe Dirt trench coat.
His old cronies must've somehow found he was down here
Hey, to tell you the truth, brother, between you and me,
That's right I said hemi
I had a car now, so I left the carnival and kept runnin' down the names on my list
You can come out now.
Stop with the bar Sluts
I don't wanna be unkind, but this woman was a little off-balance.
I got the poo on me!
You might want to spray this whole porch down with PAM,
The company'll have records of who used the tour that day.
Yep. Apparently, back in the day,
Listen to you. What's the story here?
We ain't runnin' no soup kitchen here, boy.
You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.
Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager
Yo, Dirt. You're fired.
.
But that was more than 10 years ago.
Buffalo Bob, right?
Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you.
What if we're his family?
And I'm sorry I can't buy your beautiful Hemi.
Where's that dead guy?
Joey, the tale could not be told in one day, and we've asked you back today.
a little white-trash treasure that you might know by the name of Joe Dirt.
You know, sometimes it's like she likes me or something.