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Yeah, baby. Come on, now. Get loose.
Your parents are dead, Joe.
I love you, Joe Dirt.
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See, my parents and my sister and I all went to the Grand Canyon.
I've been lookin' forever for those people, and everyone lies to me, man.
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the servo business.
Haaayyyyy
Hey fall, you left too soon
I got an idea.
dude likes to see homos naked. thats cool man.
Oakley to Deb on Thursday when they come back
I was home I mean far away
Let's talk about animals dogs and cats Two more eggs
Come on. Rocky!
and that's when things got a little weird.
You wanna fight?
Wait, wait, Joe. Wait.
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
Lord, I got to gamble Gamblin' man
My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker!
I think happy hour started a little bit early in Ohio.
Gasoline. Yeah.
Yeah!
Joe dirt Joe dirt
Afraid so.
Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
And there I was, scared to death, as I dropped like a stone from the sky.
Andrew's Pile of Puke Its a pretty big pile of puke
when you would look at the moon,
And for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up.
Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!
My hair looks just like Gert B. Frobe this morning!
I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business
Dirt, did I get you?
She wants My body
- Is that right? - Yeah.
Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back.
Well, I wanted to talk to you about the time you went to the Grand Canyon.
See, I spent the night in what I thought was an abandoned circus tent.
What's going on? Here I come.
.
They decided not even to arrest me.
They didn't leave you. You left them. You've gotta see that.
What Henne said to Mahomes before his 98yd drive!
I want to hear more of the saga of Joe Dirt.
Kansas I mean Missouri
anusha's got a very toxic face dosen't she? yes.
I mean, he's here and now he's gone.
You hear that, Charlie? We got us a Hemi, brother.
Dont try and church it up son Its just a sportster
I landed next to an oil rig, and they was hiring people.
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOe
Hey. I'm lookin' for a guy named Buffalo Bob.
That there’s a big ‘ole pile of poopy. See the nose ring? Dead giveaway.
I assure you I won't. I'm a vegetarian,
Anyway, I just put an "e" on it, pronounce it "Deer-tay."
Everything's gonna happen for me,
Dont church it up son It's still fucking white claw
Why not, man, I got nothin'.
Okay, okay, that's too much, too much.
Apple At $173 Per Share
Stop!
Hey! Go back!
Joe, are you all right?
Maybe one day unicef will get into The business of monetary policy
Witness Protection relocated me.
What's that?
Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean The Dirt
What really happened was,
It puts the lotion on its skin Now Huggy!!!
- Who are you? - It's okay. I was just walking by.
Man, look at you.
Every day you just think you're worthless, and there's a void in your life.
Jessica
That's a big 10-4.
Her eyes were somethin'. Azure, you know.
Now you tell me your daddy's name, and I'll tell you the dealership where he bought it.
The victims would give him the worst descriptions,
Crestridge Rentals not UNICEF
- Shit'll buff out. - Don't bother.
Joe!
- You might say that. - Yeah.
I THOUGHT I HAD BROKEN MY ASS BONE, BUT LUCKILY MY NECK BROKE MY FALL.
You like to see homo naked
The phenomenon of Joe Dirt has captured the city's imagination.
when you were promised chuck e cheese but get dropped off at the grand canyon
You might as well ask Why even take a lunch
I did it! I did it! I roped him with a bungee cord.
That's Why Dad Named You Joe Dirt instead of NunaMaker
No, that can't be. That's not what it is.
- Oh, my God! - There's that worthless mutt!
Joe...
Should loosen it up a little bit.
Where are you going?
Later that night, I took my mama's hedge clippers
of my parents being turned into alligator shit.
Molar World. Walk-ins welcome. There you go.
You like them spinning tires, do you?
Yeah. It literally just went on to the market.
Joe Biden...
It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.
Nah, I'm cool No you're not Dirt
Mistress & Sav
X-O-X-O
So, I found a job, and that led to the biggest break In my case yet.
This is Zander Kelly. You're listening to 98.6, KXLA.
Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Panner Ma City?
Right on.
By the way, I'm only doin' all of this
Kansas I mean Missouri
Man, firecrackers.
It was right by the garbage can where you left me
- Some people, right? - I know.
Had a little boy.
You know, the Night Stalker? Remember that guy?
When your drunk N ur mother in law asks about your childhood
I'm sorry, man. Here's the real hero.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
It's Just an old Crapper tank people
Maybe one day Unicef will get into the law business
Oh you're my sister
You'd think those stupid punks could come up with somethin' funnier than
When the wife says no more then you see one more on CL
Joe, just turn around now.
What'd you say?
Here's what we do.
Dang.
that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?
Ifaboier. Mm
and looking way too much like Richard Ramirez.
Message for Chris Rock
I got some crazy stuff to tell you,
Look at him!
Now, this ain't no flapjack. Gotta go real easy.
- Fun, huh? - Yeah!
That thing's an atom bomb, man.
Yeah, they're both working, and guess what?
Nilson Beat Nilson Beat
You're to be scrubbed clean before supper,
You suck! You do!
When you accidentally Touch your buddies piece
I'm busted!
Dang.
check for footprints?
Van Halen, Not Van Hagar
just so I could simulate immersion into that bacteriologically unsound world
Yeah, I had fun, too. Hey, listen. Can I ask you a question?
It's been a damn good month OptimaGunz!!! Wellll done! Now let's bring the artillery for December!
Plum Crazy Purple
Look at that shit!
I was 11 years old now, and I'd gotten into a little trouble here and there,
I somehow got separated from 'em.
.
I'm... I'm not... We're just totally friends. She's out of my league.
I could sell you a car for 450 bucks
That's sick, man.
Kids "Could some one please tell Mr Joe Bidden To stop sniffing and touching me." He will stop sniffing and touching when hes done, be careful he bites !
Can we have my new friend Joe over for supper?
That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me
I just made that last part up for laughs, you guys, I'm tellin' you.
I thought I had broken my ass bone.
- I can see down your shirt. - What an ass.
Hey, Dad, look. It's the good stuff.
When you find a welder on Craigslist But don't even have a 240V outlet
Even in OC
The floor is spick-and-span.
Ip
Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager
Oh, my God. How'd he find out?
Well, because when I was, like, nine or 10 years old
No you're not
Let me ask you somethin'.
Yeah!