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are careening headlong into yet another hellish day
What... What exactly did you hear?
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business.
You gotta keep on keepin on
'cause I heard that that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole.
You are gonna make some guy so happy.
Hey, hey, hey!
Well, well, lookie here.
But if a girl answers, her name's Brandy. Give her your info.
and dressed in your Sunday best.
Guy like to see jocks with strap-ons. That don’t help me.
Hey..! You!
I got these two sticks
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will have a CFB team.
Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!
We're just an Indian and some guy.
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout
for the show in perpetuity.
Alright well Thank god for sapd
I got you, buddy.
.
Hey, Zander, Zander, You got to see this guy.
Kid, give me a break now.
XO XO
We need to settle down.
That bein' said, here's the real scoop.
Long-haired hippie freak.
up in Silvertown, that place you talk about.
It's gonna stretch 'em more. That's bad.
. .
What's wrong with you, you pervert!
Man, you don't even have a car.
Maybe we should take it over to that place, the laboratory over in the next town,
Sit down, let me take another tact here.
For the record, I wasn't crying'. There was dirt in my eyes.
Hey, God forbid you don't win after throwing only two quarters, man.
.
Can I come, too?
Then he was gonna wear the skin around the house with his wiener
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gyno business.
It's probably more like this.
That's right, Dirt. Nobody wants you in this town.
I can sell to a car for $1800 bucks But it ain't gonna be no SRT
Van Hallen Not Van Hagar
Amy
'cause my dad came out looking like Father Time.
God almighty. Manna from inbred heaven.
Really?
Yeah.
Like I'm some sort of white-trash perv.
Joe, before we wrap this up, is there anything else you wanna say?
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does @thewillbilly’s blue diamond tek work? It just does!
Brandy. I missed her like crazy,
Take care, Joe Dirt.
Was the last decade a complete waste?
Rocky!
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF with get into the Bino harness business But until then T&K is the people to see
Hey, if you're taking the dog, I'll go with him.
That’s a big 10-4
Breakfast of champions
You actually think you can match that little Slant Six of yours against his 426 Hemi?
Then there was this one old lady, she had me for a couple of weeks.
bororiri? what do you want booeiek? feed the botanicularyals! whaap! whaap! betrayal botanicula! betrayal botanicula! botusiem soebotrjdh! thank you borirzrze borssowkekekej! you're welcome borntrhrhfh bozhwjssmsjsmdiri!
- That's brutal. - The brutal part?
Your parents are alive after all?
Man.
IIT'LL BUFF PUT
Wouldn't even use you as a retriever.
Cindy dirt’e
You..
Why are you still making shatter? It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.
Long legs goin' up to that tight butt.
He would've liked that.
Zander just asked this Joe Dirt guy why he doesn't cut his wig right now,
And for God's sakes, I got to treat her like a sister.
- She found your stupid parents. - What?
It was right there by the garbage can where you left me.
I don't know why you ask about that guy. Nothin' happened.
Nah. I killed him.
I can’t wait to be tripping gears And pulling wheelies with that t56
They lost me at the Grand Canyon more than 10 years ago.
Say it don’t spray it brother daaaannngggg
But this is the modern age.
I'm here, Joe.
I found a guy who had pictures, but he turned out to be a freak.
Yeah. o
I mean maybe one day unicef will get into issuing refunds but until that day I'm the guy to see
Look at this guy. He must be retarded.
Yeah, I am kind of an outlaw through and through, baby.
That’s a big 10-4
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!
Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air
but something happened to my head.
But you know that saying, "Things get the darkest before dawn"?
my listeners and I have heard an amazing story.
Poison mustard gas!
Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass, I'd take a bite.
Maybe find a better town.
Jake checking the Ole Carfax
Dead giveaway.
.
Man. Swerve them potholes You know. Because of the A-Bomb
If anybody has any information on the whereabouts of 'em,
Lookie there.
It's damn good month Optimagunz! Now let's bring
tucked under, kind of like a woman.
I'm on it!
That’s the guy! That’s the hero!
That's good. That's good.
, .
Freddy? Freddy, get line 3 on speaker.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the lawn care business but until then we are the people to see
Hey. You wanna fight, you little queer?
So, back to the story here. You're on your own...
It's your birthday...
Everybody know that. God damn boy!
with a friend that really cared about me.
I was just tryin' to get the word out about my parents, man. I'm so sorry.
When she hears you're a printer
They said being covered in that stinky stuff was punishment enough.
That’s right Putin! Nobody wants you in this town.
I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CFB conference business
YOU SHOULD SEE MY GIRLFRIEND YOU’D SHIT YOURSELF
Don't pull up.
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the bollard business.
Then I got a brainstorm. Hire an Indian tracker to help me.
Well the puke pile's right over there... It's a pretty big pile of puke.
I’m a Steeler fan, dude. Through and through
What a freak! You're going to hell man!
- You. - Me?
Storm's coming in!
mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the rugby business.
You trying to tell me you've been on your own since eight years old?
So, you don't know step four?