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Me on Kaylas due date talking to Sloane
The Dodge Stealth That's a rare car
Yeah. Who hasn't seen that scenario played out?
than a frozen hunk of crap?
- Is this your wife? - Ex-wife.
There's three things to remember when dealin' with a deadly alligator.
Jace just told Sam you can tag people using their last names And you can tell he's never even thought of that!
Gimme that mutt. I'm takin' him huntin' with me.
Don’t bother me none
- Good for you. - But he used to be a police sketch artist.
No, I didn't.
Here on Earth, we call this place a town.
- Hey, what's rule three? - What's that?
It’s a pretty big pile of puke
You can't have no in your heart
You can come out now..
You got a hemi Balls to the wall
You're probably made out of some precious metal
P Sherman 42 Wallaby way Sydney
You don't even have a picture of them?
I mean, maybe on day UNICEF will get into the alarm installation busniess.... Then maybe we can have something to talk about
Pop a tiddy
I mean, do you really care? It's actually not an easy story to tell.
Buffalo Bobs a weird name
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It's a meteorite. Check it out! That's cool!
- All right, Joe! - Yeah, baby.
Dude you put your dick in there!
Okay.
How exactly does the Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work?
None of that pussy skoal, right CTJ?
I bet people in a town like that will be nice to us.
- Let's rock, Dirtboy. - Let's go!
I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.
teaching us along the way,
- You been here long enough. - I'm here to see Brandy.
- What's up, goat-roper? - Not much, pig-licker.
Now even you liked the way that looked didn’t you.
It's like the cartoons. I'm seein' all tweet-tweet.
Hey!
Pluckers
Well, I don't need to shave, 'cause it don't grow in right here and right here.
Then that's what I need to make. Thank you.
- It's Gert B. Frobe. - Wha?
Don't ever forget it, Dirt.
Yeah!
It's a business not UNICEF okay
Your wrong brother
Look at you. Jesus.
And, Joe, we have a big surprise for you.
maybe someday UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE COMMUICATIONS BUSINESS, UNTIL THEN WE ARE THE PEPOLE TO SEE.
Brandy I got a hole in my heart, And I don't know how to fix it.
Hey, I got four hours a day to fill, man.
Sure. Why don't you come on inside?
Any
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of...
And she goes, "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?"
Daddy, you been drinkin'.
And this is our car.
When she hears you're you sell boxes
Hey, it puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
Now I have 30 fireworks stands, which completely fund my animal shelters.
- Somebody else wants to get in here. - Who's that?
I guess this is the place. it says Reds love shack.
She was shot six times.
I was totally bombed on insecticide, I think.
I was livin' in the woods outside of that postcard town I said.
Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Satan?
I am your daddy
Keep that Skoal Baby
and I guess a little bit of my brains was showing.
when the Syndicate executed his wife.
- Nah, I'm cool. - No, you're not.
but you really shouldn't make fun of my mom.
No. That's... That's wrong.
Is that all? No!
Hey, I'll get that cleaned up lickety-split.
Yeah.
This be you iv got the clipping things NO.ARE YOUR NUTS FROZEN TO THE ROOF?
I sold the gator farm,
Man, I got it. It's comin'.
What did it do, land on your barber's head while he was cuttin' your hair?
They moved. 'Bout 15 year ago.
when you find out you were the kid in joe dirt
Dang.
I guess I'm lucky it wasn't hot chili day today.
Don't try to church it up, son...
- Yeah. - I...
and yes i--- oh! kiss kiss! oh what we're in public beryl bonk! oh sorry julia gillard! i'm naked and so are you! get dressed! anyway as i was gonna say before being interupped yes beryl bonk have a new strtch goal: $399992 50% by 2078.
Right. I got a big bunch of names.
We call 'em Boeing bombs.
Balls to the wall!
Good for you
Dirt’s back baby!
You need stuff that explodes, go boom!
You just said your sister's hot!
WTF No mamen!!
Seriously wtf you thinking
and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes,
Don't try and church it up now
Besides, they won't just hand the records over to us.
Liz and Dad If I didn’t make one person smile a day it wasn’t worth it
and fascinates me at the same time
I could sell you a car for 450 bucks,
'cause I believe people get what they really, really want,
I mean, maybe one day Unicef will get in to the transpo business Until then, we are the guys to see
Robby said you didn't want me around,
We are here with America's sweetheart, Joe Dirt.
No, sir, man. I don't like that crap.
I need you to go find Sheriff Williams.
Is any of my stuff there ? No
Don't get smart with me, you motherless dirtbag!
I got a picture of 'em.
Good job!
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the brewery business.
Yeah, you'd better walk away Hardass
We are here at Wallace Bridge,
فرق السوبر ليج لما حد يقول كل ده عشان الفلوس
I am always nice to you, Joe Dirt
Yeahhh!!!
And I wanna get her on the phone right now. I wanna track her down.
Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!
That's a big 10 4 There buddy ole pale
Clem, Charlene, Kicking Wing.
- Dang. - Dang.
SU CULO En Mi Carra
Do you see these clown figurines?
Yeah, jam that in the gas bucket.
"Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?"
Wouldn't you know that I've been doin' this clown sort of thing?
You are an underachievement nexus in the universe,
I got these two sticks.
I heard some things. It's not good. He's a bad guy.
That's true. Amen to that.
Right on! You're Joe Meteorite, and I'm Joe Dirt!
Yeah, you probably like J.R., you queer.
Anna SHOW ME THEM BOOBIES
All right. Thanks, you guys.
None of that pussy Skoal
Kansas I mean Missouri
Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air?
Get ya some Mmmmm good
That Buffalo Bob thing? There's not much to tell.
Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!
This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
Did he hurt you, baby?
And then it goes bang. All right?
This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the processing business, till then, I’m the guy to see.
you call your day-to-day life.
- Is that clear? - Yes, ma'am.
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!
Well, then I got a dog.
This is bullshit!
I got to go back to work.