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When you find out Lamborghinis cost 100,000 used
See, them airplanes, they dump their toilets 36,000 feet,
No one that cares if you're alive or dead?
Are these queer? What's up? What's up?
It's the wrong tone.
- The one place we didn't look. - I knew you looked for me.
Hey!
George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her onto a tractor George we'll just knock a bookcase on Marley and chop her up
Nobody wants you around PERIOS
He's your real hero, people, not me.
I think I'm going to go to the restroom and take a big Joe Don't forget to wipe your Flacco
All right. I want you to settle down. Don't make me call your probie officer here.
I'll hold your half for ya.
YEAH!
It’s not why you like It’s the market
Not me! That's the guy!
See, it wasn't really my dog. It was this girl's dog.
You have to hit it with a hammer, but it's a good job.
I Mean, Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The SaaS Business
he’s in dog heaven
- It just does. - It just does.
Nah I’m cool
especially a cool guy like you, Kicking Wing.
- No! - Joe! Joe!
I was just a little kid.
But they say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I
"Dear Robby,
Thank god for Valerie Marie
This next song goes out to our good friend, Joe Dirt, the dirt man.
Enough, you broken record! Okay! I've been down here for two weeks, man.
Holy shit Fuck you
Hey, baby, I'm on! Yeah.
Your buddy Clem's real name was Anthony Benedetti.
Well, that might be your problem.
- Excuse me, sir. - Hey, there, young fella.
You are so pathetic.
A wig?
I got a backup mic right here.
Damn boi,
Come on, boy! Come on!
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back
If she was here right now, maybe we'd have a house with a little fence
Actually, we got separated when I was eight.
Don’t make me…
But are you depressed? I mean, your parents, who you were looking for,
So one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper Told the cops he fell
See, she signed it right there.
No, man, but you gotta keep going. What am I gonna do, quit?
You see the peanut?
It's Joe Dirt. But if you're just gonna make fun of me, man,
True Live Resin None of that distillate or added back Terps
Hey, man, I... I can't say don't make fun of me,
Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
and that means washed under your fingernails and back of your ears
Joe? Joe, come back over here.
Is that right? You think that's queer?
Molar...
Brandy. Brandy is jive.
These are Roman candles, brother. That's good stuff.
The little man, the ordinary person who endured enormous adversity,
Her legs went on for days.
Mom! Dad!
Don't forget to wipe your dirt.
Yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners,
Yes!
And I wanna ask her why she was playin' these games with you.
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business... ...but until then, we're the people to see.
- Good boy. - You got a big family now, Joe Dirt.
Hold up. Ho!
We're startin' this Clown.com kind of a thing.
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
Watch the guns baby That’s how I get the gals
- Hoorah. - What...
Joe Dirte
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the BOURBON business...
I mean, I get this loser talking about the moon
You're my first real friend I've found, outside of Charlie and Brandy.
Joe! Joe! How are you feeling?
HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT
So, I did a real bad thing there,
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the pre paid wireless business, Until then you gotta go sell people on our value man!
and all the while maintained his positive outlook on life,
Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!
and it's amazing to me that you turned out like you did
THAT’S NOT WHAT I HEARD
Dang. It's out.
Can I say that?
You don't know how many nights I spent alone staring at that moon
Home is where you make it!
Now, I'll tell you what I could do.
Time not ber frand
ladies...
Get this thing full of lighter fluid.
I've got to find my parents.
I got to tell her what happened, why I got weird.
Ma'am, are you selling this car?
You see we're not related. We can have sex again
Listen. You're on your own.
They just got their own issues and whatnot.
Breakfast of champions.
You like to see homos naked?
Splitting from the pack on my chopper
I mean, maybe on day UNICEF will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can have something to talk about
After watching Tyler Childers music video
How long did you look for me before you gave up?
- Hey, a little help? - There he is, boys! Get him!
Maybe one day unicef will get into the trucking business but until then, axle logistics are the folks to see
A Hemi?
You keep calling that tractor rap shit country music. Do it again I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
My face and your ass. How about that, friend?
All right! We didn't lose him.
Over in Kansas.
I
They got me on a radio station tellin' my story to everybody.
I got it. Now what?
Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!
- Over here, Mr. Dirt. - Well, it's like this.
I was gonna be a janitor.
Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.
You two shoot him low, you shoot him high.
and "Life's a garden. Dig it."
And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger,
But see, I don't know their last name.
You're my lucky meteor. Right on.
- Radio station ID. - Coming to work.
They clean the bowl so you don't have to.
You rule, Joe!
Yeah. And besides, she don't wanna see you anyway.
- I think your dog's in a little trouble here. - What's wrong?
that I'm now referring to as
So, there I was, right back where I started all those years ago,
There's some deals in here.
I
It's training.... It ain't Unicef okay?
I'm sorry about the noise, sir.
Hey, hey, TV people!
Hey, who's this chick over here? Is that your girlfriend?
Vaya a venderle chorizos a la mona
They seem to like me.
My dad made my last name Dirt for some reason.
I mean, maybe one day unicef will get into the aviation business
... ....
I just wanna say thanks to all the people that stop me in the street
We never lost her ..... We was just waitin at the Qmart the whole time!!!
we might move, and you might not know where to find me.
You like those spinning tires
All right, well, then, thank God for Joe Dirt.
We've got the place surrounded. Come out with your hands in the air.
This one time I was jerkin my gerkin
People like that security guard,
God I hate these nasty things
I left it here. Friend's house.
Zander Kelly's on the air.
I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there,
- You suck! - You do!
Nobody wants you around
And If Your Drunk, I'm Not gonna play Spin the Bottle Later either!
Brandy, what's that got to do with me? We're always gonna be buddies, right?
I would
to do anybody any good with my recollections.
So, now you have a bunch of names
You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand
Henne to Mahomes before his 98yd drive
There. Look. I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.