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It aint no stimulus, it's a big old frozen chunk of poopy
where you saw me?
Brad wants My body
So, there I was.
- New York or somethin'. - No. I'm from here.
My tooth! My tooth!
- That's a snail watching that. - There's a snail in the desert?
- Hey, there's Charlie. - Charlie!
Nobody wants you around, period!
Can't a guy even take a dump in peace?
I hit pay dirt when I got a job with a traveling carnival,
Tiger Boy, come here you mangy mutt
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the NCAA suite business, but until that happens, I am the man to see
You told me my parents were dead, and I saw 'em.
She's gonna freak out when she sees my wheels.
One day.... Imma marry that girl
If my calculations are correct, this will create ice.
What a great weekend!
Nah, I killed him
A lot of kids would have been scared, but I was all tough about it.
who's filling in for lyndsay tipzerkritt? miguel di angelo.
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Home is where you make it.
'cause I'm gonna be a veterinarian.
None of that pussy skoal right dad
And the snail can talk?
This is a business, not a charity. Now maybe someday unicef will get into the sports business, but for now, we’re the ones to see
- Look! The janitor's gonna eat the puke! - They're hilarious, huh?
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I am always nice to you Joe Dirt
and you are a complete loser.
At least I know my car will blow his off the road!
For real?
For $475/month...
This is a Business, Not a Charity. Maybe one day Unicef will get into the Commercial diswasher business, till then, I'm the guy to see
aaaa aaaa
Maybe we'll go back down to McDonald's
I'm kiddin'. But seriously, let's hook up.
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker!
IT'S THE WRONG TONE
who's filling in for shannon mckinley? karon austin.
Why didn't your mom change the wig later?
Shit will buff out
Nunamaker! Nunamaker!
I wish I knew what happened that one day at that Grand Canyon place.
Yeah.
I can't do it.
Somebody do something.
Hey, my man. I got a big date tonight. I'm here to pick up my ride.
I’m cool man No you’re not
They don't like no feedback. What's up?
Like I’m some white trash perv
Sorry, Billy Jack.
Or your cousin! Oh Missy!
But then, suddenly, while starin' up at the moon,
Did you get it? Yeah. Baby.
I'm sorry.
Maybe someday UNICEF will get into Charter Business... But until then, we’re the people to see.
on my own again, looking for my parents, but I don't know their last names.
"What's up, baby?"
You didn't listen to me!
My face And your ass
You had a home all along. You just couldn't see it.
This'll be a good base for me here in Louisiana while I look for my parents.
That's the guy! That's the hero!
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That's her!
You rule! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!
You're not just an Indian. You're Kicking Wing. All right?
Watch my hair.
Alright well Thank god for SAPD
I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother.
Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts,
robbie robbie
When bad pets go bad, dang!
You need explosions. You need stuff going on, man.
Rachel, my love Show me you boobies!!!
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the towing business...
Can I come too?
So, I hit the road with my list of names,
There you go, Don. Take 'er easy.
For Christ's sake! Here!
Goddamn, you outta date, boy.
I'd give him 7,500. I used to have one of these. This guy's crazy.
Adam's Wife:
Don’t try and church it up
One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.
You want me to put my ear to the pipe And listen for steam leaks??
Is it done? How much is in there?
- Right, so what'd you do? - Right, so then I needed some money.
GUY LIKES TO SEE HOMOS NAKED... THAT DON'T HELP ME NONE
It's just an old crapper tank, people.
pritzker after finding out County Sheriffs won't enforce gun ban
- Plus 35 bucks for the tow. - What?
I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.
Welcome back to TRL.
Dont try and Church it up, Son. Don't you mean Dirt?
Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks
Clem, are you from around here? 'Cause your accent sounds like
Old? This look old?
We need a cleanup right away.
Yes, but once I met them, I knew I had to protect you from them.
Why?
She is so fine..
Nah I’m cool No you’re not
That's right, Ewers. Nobody wants you in this town.
Hey! You're talkin' to my guy all wrong.
Turn it up.
August. I don't got this one.
I did.
Security? Don’t you mean Guard shack?
Don't you see? All the tourists at the canyon that day my parents lost me,
Jace just told Sam you can tag with last names And you can tell he's never even thought of that!
You like to see homos naked?
Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!
This can happen to you....... .........
Now, it's time for the good stuff!
Anyway, the cops knew it wasn't a bomb right away.
As my head cleared,
- Balls to the wall. - Yeah.
But, you know, you probably don't wanna hear all my problems.
This is a busniess not a charity... I mean maybe one day UNICEF will be in the alarm installiaton busniess,but untill then...
What?
That's why I was immediately attracted to you.
That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon.
Home What’s that?
- Hey, you're grounded! - Hey, TV people! Why are y'all goin' away?
Once in a while you got a problem with the boiler.
I'm wringing this chamois as long as I can.
New York City. I mean, Kansas.
I need to find a home, Meteor.
Enough, you broken record! Okay! I’ve been down here for 3 months, man.
You got some cookin' to do.
there won't be some that accidentally have me and my parents in 'em, man.
When you invite your buddies to mug night
This is a big old frozen chunk of poopie.
You see the peanut? Dead giveaway.
Well, that's what I'm tryin' to call up here.
No. No. You know what, guys, I'm fine.
Footprints Everyone has
Can everybody get a shot of these?
I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
Well, I'd better go. It's show time.
I was at your dads place I mean Iowa
No!
It was grossing everybody out,
And I hope you don't win For another 50 years