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I'm guessin' you had reasons for doin' what you did.
But what if when you're gone some guy asks me to marry him, and you're not here?
Hey, look at this. Charlie, see that?
No, you've been on the ride long enough. It's time to go home.
- Joe? - Joe?
I started walkin' till the cops picked me up and put me into a foster home.
They're horrible. Why did you lie to me?
I was made for dancin
No. Are your nuts frozen to the porch?
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into podcasting.
Da’ang m
with that sort of mentoring.
*Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* Oh yeah, it’s so flat
Yeah, that's what I thought.
So we can have sex again!
Well, you know, my ex-husband, before he died...
asdf
- Hey, it's Brandy! - Come on, come on.
This is Zander Kelly, and you, of course,
Man, we're gonna get so shocked
Yea, yea, I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.
I ain't the guy that saved them kids.
I would
Joe! We have a show to do here.
what the hell was goin' on back then.
You know, because of the atom bomb.
Kansas . I mean Missouri
We're gonna go back to your story, pick it up.
If I met the right man,
I've had some good times, I met some cool people, cruised around, cranked some tunes.
Meteor, we call this here "Bein' in burger heaven."
Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities.
When your broke as fuck But promise to one day have a beast.
Did I get ya dirt? Nah I’m cool No you’re not
But, you know, until then, we're the people to see.
THAT'S A BIG 10-4
This is a big ol frozen chunk of poopie!
That's way wrong. Do you got, like, warm water and...
And it's got Louisiana plates.
Turns out, some skateboarder slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this septic tank for an RV
They died that day at the Grand Canyon.
Your like a brother to me Ok ais
Oakley to Deb when they come back
I couldn't remember my real last name.
That's our old car!
Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!
Why don't you talk in the microphone?
Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.
You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.
How exactly does the posi-trac work rear end work on Plymouth? It just does...
who's filling in for grey? michael ansara.
And remember that town you're always talking about.
It's a little bumpy.
Josh likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
Especially after that brutal run-in with that bartender
It's Dirt. Isn't that the name on the family crest? Dirt.
and it led me to this old trailer park in Simi Valley, California.
It does what it's told
Ric asked if he was ever going to get a job
How's posi-trac work? Nobody knows, it just does.
Looks like Charlie!
My pack review
About 360 bucks.
..
Three thousand, man, that's more than I paid for the whole car!
You like to see homos naked
Yeah? That's gross, man.
Hey, my foot's stuck!
Can I push him off my leg?
Okay, this is a business. This is not a charity.
You got a Hemi right?!??
- You're not makin' any sense. - Not makin'?
That's what I'm talkin' about. LA!
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the tile business.
Why are boobs good?
Yeah. Come on, now.
Sure would.
You know, I would. I'd love to beat your ass up and down this place.
Supervisor Chuck
God.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the art business. But until then I'm the person to see.
What, are you nuts, girl?
- Get him! - Man in the hole.
That hug was completely asexual. You know, he kind of snuck it up on me.
YOUR MY SISTER!!!
TURN IT UP
I am actually ingrained with white trash DNA …so this is perfect.
That there’s a big ole pile poopy See the nose ring? Dead giveaway.
that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity.
Thats a deal what they want
CHRIS Nobody Wants You in the White House
You see the employee trait? Dead giveaway
I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.
This weekend at the Tulsa State Fair
Other than the fact that you dig looking like Jane Fonda in Klute,
I mean maybe one day Unicef will get into the gym equipment business But until then, REP is the people to see
Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
I still don't see why we're going to the tour bus company.
this here’s rocky and he ain’t no puppy
Get up on the roof and put some bricks in the tooth!
What about Brandy? Is there any chance you guys are gonna hook back up?
When you get to second base.
and the stuff freezes and falls to earth.
Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters,
Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you’re alive or dead? Every day you just think you’re worthless and there’s a void in your life?”
Judge likes to see homos naked?
Hey I'm joe Wheres the throw up
He wants My body
Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA
I think his... Well, you know how when you get your tongue
I told everybody you would.
You're standing there with an atom bomb.
Luck
Now let's see. In Louisiana, 1968, we sold...
They're bad people.
I'm gonna talk to your lady friend over there. How 'bout that?
I need your help.
Nah I’cool! No you’re not!
Bloes, I only have enough money for me and Kane
Yeah, Silvertown, man.
You were in it.
How’d Quarterfinal Test 1 Go!
Van Halen, not Van Hagar. I’m a rocker. Through and through.
It just does
- Damn it! - All right, all right. Real close.
and I was getting ready to split that scene, and pronto.
No you weren’t.
Hell, yeah, I'm going to Louisiana, brother!
No, see, my last name's Dirt.
You want me to put my ear to the ground, listen for hoofbeats,
the three of us was hanging out at the farm in Silvertown.
How’d Quarterfinal Test 1 go???
I
What's your name, pal?
WHOO LOOK AT THAT SHIT
- Ring a bell? - Joe?
- My story? No, man. Everything I said is true. - No, not your story.
$10.00 that’s mine now Right on!!!
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces,
Buffalo Bobs a weird name But people say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I
Come on, Joe Dirt!
You see how that works?
after one of those bastards snapped off my thumb and middle finger.
They're bad people. You're not like them, Joe.
Mr. Dirt is seen here meeting one of his longtime idols, Eddie Money.
You're my lucky meteor, Right on!
in the tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.
Maybe go down to McDonalds
look since you got fired wheather it's just what she does ok she's done nothing to you. but where will the worthlessness end up? with judge judy.
I miss you, Brandy.
Don't try to church it up, Madi. don't you mean poop?
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