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Charlie, you mangy mutt.
Well, it ain't a meteor.
I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.
I heard some things It’s not good
No, I don't.
The car, I mean.
Woke up with my hair looking just like Gert B. Frobe this morning.
I think these are pictures from the Grand Canyon.
But then the most amazing thing happened.
Rule two, the croc's number two.
Wait a minute. Did you have a brother?
Now, here's what I need.
Come on, Joe.
Remember I love like a Step sister
One swing, and this here ball-peen hammer will trigger this A-bomb,
Home is where he made it.
I might say the joint looks great. The toilets are freshly scrubbed.
A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.
When you're down Stare at a clown
I thought this was it this time.
Joe, wait!
And months went by, and he never came home.
That's it. That's what I'll do for my parents. How much does that cost?
There you are.
None of that pussy skol
Well, if I get married,
You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
Dont forget
You know what? When he first started this story, I thought of you as a good person.
my parents pulled over on the side of the road to look at that big dinosaur
yes beryl boiowuperette? what do you want? i want to do some dairoing in dais.
I know! But thats a good deal!
Why didn't you tell him you'd found his parents?
So, clean the puke. Okay.
Joe!
I wanna hear more of the “fat whore” saga
- Right on. - Joe?
I'm new! I don't know what to do!
That
Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! You rule, Joe!
What my customers say When I come thru the crowd
Here's a picture of them. It's taken
What are you wearing a wig for?
and it's always gonna be like this, Joey.
When i find money on grounds
That's a big 10-4
Brandy always wanted to hang out with me.
That’s him! That’s him!
Murikans discuss'n politics...
It's called Silvertown.
It just is, that's why
Sister! Sister!
which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.
And what they paid was like a sign from above
This look like a piece of crap to you?
So, you don't know rule 3
A first set llama with or without the speed
Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick,
Damn. We tried so hard to find him. We looked high and low.
gravity
No, you're the one that carried us out.
I like getting hit with hot dogs It don't bother me none!
No way I'd ever sell you, not in a million years But just for laughs, let’s see how much your worth
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
I think I'm gonna go to the Restroom and take a big jeramy
Home where you make it.
why don't you cut the wig now?
I gotta make a wish.
Kansas I mean Missouri
- 'Cause I've been hunting before. - You, hunt?
Had exact kind of haircut you got now.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get in the defense industry
Don’t try and church it up son.
- Okay. - What's his name?
So you want it Or not?
I only have
Brandi to Bert during sex…
So were you.
I saw your bumper sticker. “Cowboys butts drive me nutssss.”
All right, go ahead.
.
And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.
Well...
and everyone's gonna want you, but you want to be with me!
So, I tried not to move. And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon.
Hey, Joe, did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?
I don't know, Joe.
I mean, your nutz my chin. Wait
Found a Syncrowave 250 Don't even have 240V outlets
Yeah, she's cool. Anyway, so there I was,
Thats not a hemi
Run!
"I'm a white-trash idiot." The end.
Total impound fees come to $3,496.
It signs the divorce papers
I got lost.
and she's off doin' her own thing right now,
Dad!
Welcome home, Joe.
lookin' for people who took those photos at the Grand Canyon.
Daaaang... That’s cool....
EVERYBODY'S FUNNY Def leppard MY BALLS
Eating Dodges Shittin Fords
You know what, I can't believe I'm sayin'...
Dont try and church it up son. That's a 400ex.
What?
You know, society's got no hold on this outlaw.
Dirt’s back baby!
no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?
And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!
New life motto
Come on, Joe. Remember what you said on the show?
Dont try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe Dick taker
So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,
- You're his dad? - What if I am?
SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT BROTHER DANG
Yeah. One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.
Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Impound Business. Until Then, I'm The Guy You See.
Rule Number One I'm Number One
But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name, and how cool am I?
Do it again , I’ll take away your Alpha Grooming Loop
When you invite your buddies to mug night
She'll be just how you remembered her.
It's not worth it, Joe.
So, the letter Robby showed Joe is true? You wrote that?
My Girl
All's I got to do is keep being a good person.
the good stuff
I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business
- Hi! - There's my buddy.
He saved us from the mustard gas.
- His voice is so sexy. - I wonder what he looks like.
It's not what you like. It's the consumer.
Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers,
- I'm gonna shoot him right through his heart. - All right, let's go.
VAN HALEN
- A little drinky-drinky. - The reason I'm really callin'