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is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead.
I do worry about you, man. You know why? Because you're livin' In a boiler room, Joe.
What?
This is a Business, Not a Charity. Maybe one day Unicef will get into the Commercial diswasher business, till then, I'm the guy to see
One, two, three.
When arch photographers discover they can shift diagonally Everybody know that. Goddamn Boy.
Even in OC Home is where you make it!
NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL, RIGHT, DAD?
Well, I was born without the top of my skull,
Yeah, I did, but by the way, it wasn't no atom bomb.
Wondering if my bros are staring at that same moon
But maybe you'll find your wife in heaven.
Well, I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her.
This guy wants 14 grand.
All aberration radio, all the time.
None of that pussy skoal, right dad?
Mom!
I think I'm gonna go to the restroom and take a big Joe.
Hey, retard, you aren't worth it.
So, you don’t know point 4?
So, I cruised down south to New Orleans and found a base of operations
Dude, I'm just sayin' it's dull, all right?
please call this number, okay.
May as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good? they just are
When Rent a center come knocking
They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.
She's sick of all your crap. She's sick of helpin' you.
I know.
"Belitnikoff..."
Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “It’s so flat, awesome.”
- No, man, It wasn't me. - That's Joe Dirt!
Help me!
Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?
But I'm gonna pick it up this afternoon.
Yeah, man. That little boy, that's me.
Dang! That's cool.
they don't really mean what they say.
A Heni
MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE SPORTS BROADCASTING BUSINESS
You little sissy boy! Def Leppard sucks!
'cause she wants you gone, out on the road lookin' for nothin',
Luan YouTube channel
They're available for purchase.
I'M NEWWW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The Dodge Stealth That's a rare car
Two!
Good job, sir. Yeah, keep 'em straight like that. Good strategy.
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Yeah!!
I'm just saying, I'm beginning to doubt your hetero street credentials here.
Look at him, fellas.
Home is where you make it
- Stop it! - Get it out of here!
Long shorts only, huh? That's not what I heard...
No more of that weak shit, right Bill?
I got the poo on me.
What is this thing, man?
I...
I tell you what, buddy. I'm gonna give you a free spin.
This is a business. This is not a charity.
Van Halen Not Van Hagar
Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.
Awesome, so heavy
Red Hot Chili - Peppers suck
This ain't no haircut. This is a wig.
Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!
Smooth tan skin.
I think that's little me in the garbage can!
Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?
that thing with the bottled water is comin' off a little fruity.
That stupid dog better be bringing somebody.
Check this out. A '71 'Cuda,
I'm Joe Dirt!
You parked illegally in a handicap spot Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
In case you called and I answered the phone.
Everything's cool with me.
Everybody, I'm lookin' for my parents.
You were a cute baby, Joe Dirt.
Joe, wherever you are, this is for you, buddy.
Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!
I keep hearin' about this guy.
Let's break it off for today.
I can see down your shirt
So, I had my 360 bucks.
You know, the life of a carnival worker keeps me free and untethered.
Lol
Get you a whaaburger And some French cries
- That's not what I heard. - Is Clem all right?
You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
That's a deal
I appreciate any help I can get.
and the next thing I knew, they were gone.
I mean, never putting the moves on Brandy...
I mean maybe one day unicef Will get into the comics business.
I mean, maybe UNICEF will get into the funeral business. But until then we're the people to see.
Joe, no!
You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.
You towards Alcohol the day of a bad hangover
Hey, I'm Joe. Where's the throw-up?
..... .....
How does it feel to be a hero, Joe?
Joe, there's somethin' you should think about.
Hey, Mister, you know the people who live here, Nunamaker?
I saw your bumper sticker... "Cow patties should replace gold as currency"
Dang! Yeah!
The first week at your new job
That's a big 10-4.
This ain't fun. Look at that little piece of char.
Yeah, that's... That's a space peanut.
Mom!
But the more it rolled on down the road,
Well, let me emphasize to the listeners those are your words, not mine.
- What a wuss. - I mean, you aren't... Worth it.
No, no. A spatula thing. The flat one.
Joe, brace yourself for this.
You don't got no Ladyfingers,
They're usually 80 bucks at Checker, and this guy wants 40, man.
I just pour a little water on here. Now, you hold him.
Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...
I think that all I got's, like, 450 bucks.
Can you be cool and let me just talk to him for a second here, man?
I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going...
- I don't believe that. - Well, it's true.
What everyone thinks when they see Cletus for the first time
9 Months Today
None of that pussy skol
I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE FAT SHACK BUSINESS, BUT UNTIL THEN...PAY YOUR TAB!
You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.
How could you do that to me? I was only eight years old.
but it ain't gonna be no Hemi.
You're on TRL, California.
Maybe one day unicef Will get into the High points business, until then I’m your man
Beep beep
What's up?
Go back! Go back!
YOU KNOW I MEAN MAYBE UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN
Maybe one day, UNICEF will get into the alarm business
Come on. I'll treat you to a Dairy Queen.
Well, well, well, the famous Brandy, Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.
Even worse, 4% said the dog was too hot for you.
I
if it isn't dirty Joe Dirt.
"You can't have 'no' in your heart,"
Hello?
And just then, all the tumblers fell into place.
It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.
He was in town here on the Federal witness relocation program.