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You should see my girlfriend. You'd shit yourself.
Folks, grab the kids.
Maybe one day uniceff will get into the electrical business Till then where the people to see
Hey, man, you done with that apple core?
Explaining Mike to people Who've never met him
I got the poo on me
and we will continue the... The fascinating saga
He has no idea that Brandy even likes him.
Balls to wall Wall
Life's a garden. Dig it.
I need you to give me the records
$5. That's mine now.
Yes. Silvertown. You make it sound like the most wonderful place.
Right here, guys. There he is.
Let's go down there.
I DONT WANT TO SEE UPU FOR ANOTHER 25 YEARS
I GOT THE POO ON ME!
You gotta get down from there, brother. You don't wanna do this.
Come on. You're supposed to be good at tracking stuff, man.
And I've got to figure out a way to sell more fireworks.
Six hundred, man, that's more than I paid for the whole car!
Jenn Show me them boobies
That's not what I heard.
Scat! Get out of here!
Robby, I only have enough money for me and Joe.
for my search at a local grade school.
Okay, class, let's hear what these results are.
Dad?
I'm your cousin! I'm your cousin!
And this door opened in my head, and all at once I understood everything.
Like age progression and...
How exactly does the Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.
For some reason, and I have no idea why,
That's why we were so crazy when we lost him.
Coleman in the z06
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the warehouse business Until then we're the guys to see
I’m looking for Kendra Barlet
You got a hemi Balls to the wall
YOUR MY SISTER
When I was with Charlie, I didn't miss that moon so much.
You know, last night when I went home, rented The Andromeda Strain,
The Dodge Stealth
That Thing With The Dog Is Comin' Off A Little Fruity
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Yeah, man. That's definitely what we should do. That's the right thing.
I came up here to check up on you, and, well, I met Gert B. Frobe.
Auto Trader!
It puts the lotion on its skin!
porn
Rule number one, I'm number one.
I
I got myself a real important job in advertising.
She's your sister, dude. She's gotta be! And you made out with her, man!
YOU KNOW I MEAN MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN
New York City ... I mean Kansas
of everybody who toured the Grand Canyon on them buses
You know what we need?
I am alway nice to you Joe Dirt
I told them, Meteor. You had my back.
- It's Brandy? Like, the Brandy? - Yes!
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get in the draft hosting business
Green Park Dentistry. Walk in welcome
Jesse: "huh???"
Our baby's home.
and get you a whaa-burger and some French cries!
THAT’S A BIG 10-4
Maybe one day unicef will get into the roof rack business
Hey, Dirt! I thought I told you, buddy,
I could tell you were an outlaw.
But anyway, did you get the names you wanted?
No!
Dude, you were eating off it.
Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
It puts the lotion on its skin, now!
- What? - Yeah.
Brandy, get your ass in the kitchen and fire up that stove.
I got these two sticks
Like this one guy I fostered out to for about a month,
or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser?
XOXO
Pretty much, man. It's a long story, actually.
looking for tourists who might have photos of my folks.
that I was meant to find my parents.
Well, afraid not.
Clem, you asshole. Are you alive?
Donnie T is this where you wanna be
No matter what, good things'll come my way.
Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool.... Milo: No you're not....
If you find them, are you gonna tell 'em what happened to you?
Dang. These are yours?
Hey, Carson, how big's your Johnny?
Judge likes to see homos naked?
There's something metal sticking out of the ground.
That's right. Let's go.
Look .
they had cameras.
"I'll be back in a few days."
One, two, three, go.
Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang
Well I see you got the milk and warts But where's the good stuff man
What a freak! You're going to hell man!
So, it's not my fault.
Why don't you go practice falling down. I'll be there in a minute.
Yeah, she’s cool. Anyway, so there I was.
Home. Wh-What’s that?
Come home, Joe, so I can take care of you.
When
Man, we're gonna get so busted! Let's get out of here!
you were telling us that you were covered in crap,
booijsj? what do you want borkrtrt? feed the botanicularya
I thought I had broken my ass bone...
Keep on keepin on
He killed all them, too.
Now, you know, except for the ratty 'stache and the pork chops,
None of that pussy Skoal, right, Dad?
It aint a meteor
How does a vaccine work? It just does!
- You guys want to play bumper pool? - No.
Saga Of Joe dirt
Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts,
because Gert's asked me to marry him.
CHRIS NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND
Why don’t you go practice falling down. I’ll be there in a minute.
You just finished lineman school and the sticker on your truck says llineman Don’t try to church it up son, don’t you mean grunt
But just for laughs, let's see how much you're worth.
So, now I got to span the country to find all these people,
I'd floated all the way to North Dakota.
That’s a big 10-4 That’s a big 10-4
This thing's a Hemi.
And we were together.
- The gator show's about to start. - Yeah.
Where's Brandy?
- Baby! What do we do? - We got to do something,
My foot's stuck, see? See, my foot's stuck?
I guess this is the place for the bat house tour
We can have sex.
Don't you get it, man? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal.
Its just An old crapper tank
Check, one, two. Testing, testing.
That there’s a big ‘ole pile of poopey Ya see the nose ring? Dead giveaway.
Their car was hit by a passin' truck, a hit-and-run.
What happened, man?
out there in California,
Van Halen not Van Hagar
And the answer for me was that I had a home all along,
Now that's day-one stuff.