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Me after eating at Hi Plains
All right.
♪ It's good to need you so ♪
Oh! Hey. Nice move.
(ALL CLAMORING)
sorry
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Well, but, I mean,
Okay, now, Sandy, that girl, she's a nice girl.
(BOTH SHOUTING)
But when it comes to women, he's incredibly gullible.
She's like Mother Teresa yeah, but with way better tits
WAYNE: Darren is the social director at a retirement home.
(GRUNTING)
Go left! I'm goin' right!
So make up for it. Buy me a drink.
and tapes and naked pictures.
(TRUCK BACKING UP) What is that?
I was beaten and tortured
to sign this over to you,
But after we let Judith go,
After that I decided no more tough guys.
Well, we can't kill her.
Okay, I gave her your word.
(SIREN BLARING)
Judith?
It doesn't seem like a friendship to me.
I love Sandy.
No, Wayne, I think it’s very possible It’s wasn’t about Title 9 at all
Well, boys, I don't think so.
What do you want? DARREN: Wayne, it's me, Darren.
(IMITATES STATIC)
I just gotta get my helmet.
Thanks. That's really nice.
What's their damn problem?
(YELPS)
And I'd have to decide soon because…
Hi. Hey, Sandy!
Now, let's go bust out some power squats.
It's not like they're goin' steady or anything.
Let's go! Okay, where to? Where to?
(GRUNTS)
Let me guess that jerk tried to get in your pants with some tacky pick up line
We got Neil Diamond on board! All right!
J.D. AND WAYNE: Coach! Coach! Hey!
Pshhh
(SCREAMS)
But after I graduated, I went and I joined my parents in the circus.
(BEEPING)
Look. We don't think she's right for you.
(SHOUTS)
♪ They're coming ♪ ♪ to America today ♪
that when you kissed me you liked it?
You may kiss the bride.
I'm Cowboy Wayne. I just bagged me one of them
I love Neil and
Hmm.
Fooled me. Okay, my name is Brett, and this is Clayton.
So, technically, you're not a nun yet.
Yeah, uh, I know. You're right. You're right.
Subway University.
I'm dealing with Darren and Sandy.
Dude, what does a mime look like when he's having sex anyway?
Maybe she went someplace where she didn’t need clothes Like a nudist colony
Don't… Don't… Don't leave.
It's all right.
Like my obsession with Bette Midler.
COMMANAYAAAAYHA!
So what brings you boys up here today?
Dude. Dude.
I don't know what it is, but it sounds big.
Okay. Okay.
♪ And I choose to be there ♪
having these things on my nipples, okay?
Excuse me. Hey.
Well, Coach, we need your advice.
#the-amazing-cat #happy-hugs #drones #you sit on a tug
♪ My baby is loving me, ♪ ♪ yes, yes, she does ♪
♪ It's good to love you ♪
My dear…
But tomorrow's casual Friday.
No, God, I'm fine.
And fix the problem! Definitely!
My dad was droppin' me on my head.
What about you?
Of course not. I love a good challenge.
You must be very well-educated.
You gave her your word.
It's gonna be just…
But he’s America’s greatest songwriter And he’s out hero
Do you guys think there's anything weird about these photos?
I know, 'cause I was there.
So how are ya?
Did you get me anything?
But now we're all grown up.
Hey, we're comin' to America.
♪ Sad songs ♪
♪ So that I can declare that ♪
Right, but you promised you'd be there.
Ready? And…
(SCREAMING)
It's probably like, "Oh, oh, I'm a mime.
and they fed me, like,
(WHIMPERING)
We're having our engagement party.
God!
What is that? It's breakfast.
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL GASPING)
You go, boys. You sing this song.
I can't believe I got blown off again.
Look it. Look it.
Before you know it, you're limp.
(IMITATES STATIC) Roger that.
I was lighting farts with a Bunsen burner, and I singed my ball sack?
Kill her
Look into both our eyes at the same time and say it.
No. No, come on. It's gonna be great.
Is it dead?
Oh, uh, thank you. Sure.
♪ It's good to love you ♪
Freeze! Freeze! Don't move!
Game’s on, game’s on
Yeah, that ref blew. He deserved what he got.
But tomorrow's casual Friday.
These guys are pigs.
At parties, you were always the designated driver.
Hey, so you're causin' all this trouble, huh?
Yeah, that's why I'm surprised
Oh, don't get me wrong.
It's good seein' you boys.
And if I do that, I need to know
I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
Perfect!
Oh, my God. Darren! Wow! Hey!
Yeah, okay. I'll have a scotch.