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Sandy, uh, she's right.
Oh, and the fact that I like sucklng dick.
(EXHALING) 11.
Get the hell out of here.
Now! Do her!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
I have here two ordinary metal rings.
Hey!
What? Hey, wait!
I only have a minute. I have to get back and wax Judith's legs
Okay. Come on! We've got a wedding to crash!
There. That should keep you from escaping again.
(MACHINE BEEPS) Ow!
Uh, please, I'll… I'll be right back.
It's best. Yeah.
You think?
The nipples are fine.
J.D.: Ready!
And we kidnapped her.
Sweetheart, we pledged our love to one another.
Yeah. ♪ Sing it ♪
WAYNE: She thinks this game is over.
(ALL GASPING)
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
A bizarre incident last night. Local resident, Judith Fessbeggler,
You're out of here. Hey! Put me down! I haven't ordered yet.
Right. Game's on. Game's on!
Best friends since fifth grade.
Great. We're in.
That was me.
What are you doin'? Jacket's caught.
♪ Far ♪
Well, first, we want to apologize for the beer shower.
He's the romantic.
No, no. No! Hey!
I really don't want to do this.
Me neither.
Police have arrested three Cuban nationals.
there is no going back.
Kill her!
♪ Yeah. ♪
♪ Sing it strong ♪ ♪ Sing it ♪
Oh. Who's your counselor?
Ah!
I'm not eating that. I want a Big Montana.
Cops! Caprice. Five cars back.
Now, if you get any urges that you can't suppress with hard liquor,
Oh, oh, oh! Remember that time in science class,
♪ Call the sun ♪ ♪ in the dead of the night ♪
(SOBBING)
It's our Sunday ritual, and I want you to be part of it.
You want to be gay with me? No!
ALL: Judith. Judith he's gonna be miserable.
Band numbers have plunged dramatically as well.
Darren. My, uh…
It’s sexist for the woman to take the man’s last name
(ALL CHATTERING) Hold it, hold it, hold it!
Oh. No.
Come on come on come come on
♪ Sing ♪ ♪ Sing it out ♪
(EXCLAIMS)
Comodyeahha
Well, my fiancée died.
(SIGHS)
What? Dude, congratulations.
Dude, there was nothin' I could do.
J.D.: I got it. Crowbar me.
(DARREN GASPING)
I only have a minute. I have to get back and wax Judith's legs.
Okay, look, we don't want you seeing Darren anymore.
(GASPS) Darren! Oh, my God!
You mean like a tall man?
I'm gonna keep lookin' down here, buddy.
ALIVE.
If you can dream it, you can do it
If you say anything about Judith,
(GROANING)
Okay, go, go, go.
that you let Wayne boss you around.
What?
This is a terrific convent, but I…
Oh, well, I wasn't in high school.
This dead chick is really stacked.
I come here all the time, and I spend a lot of money in this place.
She torched Neil?
Go.
Okay. Nice to meet you, Darren.
(CROWD GASPS)
I'm so happy. Oh, me, too.
Does this couch fold out? Mmm.
♪ Holy rain ♪
COMEONAYEAHAAAAAAAA!!!
DARREN: Oh!
that was gonna marry Silverman?
Yeah. Who?