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So, what are you having? Uh, let's see.
(FOOT STOMPS) Ow!
(SOBBING)
No, but remember when I bought that book on yoga?
With two chicks.
He even writes poems about you.
♪ Fly ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
Ow! Oh!
Look, Darren's mine. There's nothing you can do about it.
Um, maybe
You might as well turn this thing around and head back to the house.
Did you know J.D. McNugent?
♪ Take me ♪ ♪ wherever I choose ♪
He's smart. He's sensitive. I don't care.
When's the last time you got any?
(GRUNTS) Darren!
Just let it out. Everything's gonna be okay.
MAN: (ON P.A.) Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Luigi!
Hey!
Yeah, he's… he's the greatest songwriter/performer of this or any generation.
♪ Holy song ♪
Wait a second, I think I see something in the back of the refrig…
One round. Winner takes Darren.
(CREAKING)
Okay, Judith, it's over.
(GROANS)
I dunno. I guess I'd, move back?
and that one day we'd be together again.
She's got multiple reclining positions.
then, I'm gonna give you a little shock.
I know.
So? So what am I gonna wear to work?
Oh, yeah. 'Cause the whole Judith thing and the nipple clamps…
Sure, we are.
and you're the hardcore bitch that I've always dreamed of.
As long as Judith's alive, I'll never give up on her.
Oh, Stanford University?
I don't think so. Maybe she got kidnapped.
(DOOR LOCKS)
(CHUCKLES)
Okay? Okay?
Are you okay?
Hey! Stop!
It was a living hell.
Thank you. Thank you for saving me.
WAYNE: After that, I started working out.
Dude. Okay. I deserved that.
Darren. Darren, Darren, Darren. What's going on?
Oh, good. I'll have a merlot. I'll have a spritzer.
WAITER: You got it.
♪ Sing ♪
Darren. Hi.
Smart thinkin'. Oh, God.
(GROANING) Get the door. Get the door.
(GASPS)
Do the Navy SEALs signals. Come on.
Okay. All right.
Dude, I’m Gay… Wanna be gay with me?
What? We never sent you any naked pictures.
Come on, Coach. We need your help.
and it seems like maybe it's time
and Judith Fessbeggler in holy matrimony.
Comeonayeahhhhhaaaa
(GRUNTING)
I love you. Really?
God!
When Jason wins Bingo….
I'm hit. I need backup.
Yeah. Now that I know that you're unavailable,
Healy! You fairy wimp fruit bag!
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
SANDY: I fell in love with my partner, Luigi Panini.
(GROANING) Wayne?
We are taking this into overtime!
So, how are you?
No, I'm gay.
(WHINING) I know. It's okay.
No. What?
Do you have any money?
GUSTAWSCUKA
WAYNE: He's here! Hey, Darren?
Thanks.
Watch your step.
♪ Like I do ♪
Aw, man, you broke up.
OA welcoming you to the singles club "Use this"
Come on come on come on come on come on
I thought, why not?
Goddamn these chains!
Well, we've been together for a while now,
Darren, stop!
come on…
Guess who I bumped into today?
That's not sexy.
we get a little… A little more intimate.
was dug up in an apparent grave robbing last night.
Yeah!
You're the guys who've been sending me all those letters
I love you, Darren.
This may be my chance to prove that those words really mean something.
No!
She dumped you, dude.
♪ You got the way to be ♪ ♪ moving me, oh, Cherry, baby ♪
I don't know. I guess I'd dump him?
You go this way! I'll go that way! All right!
Alright! Come on!
(LAUGHING) I am so un-gay.
Okay, mailed. Check. Let's go.
Neil! Neil. Get to the part where we say, "I do."
It's… It's nothing.
I'll throw J.D. in.
But I,
All you, all you. All you, 11.
Luigi wanted to impress them.
(SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
Now Judith is my one-and-only someone.
Come on! Sing it! Sing it!
Okay, shoot.
I'm in complete control of him.
"I'm a mime."
Have you considered therapy?
We don't use the toilet anymore,
All right.
or so much as mention her name,
Judith's out of control. We gotta do somethin'.
No, that's fine.
There's my mom. There's my dad, and there's me.
I think it’s quite possible Wayne that she didn’t even send us invitations
Ah, there's the duck.
#disc-trays #disc trays #handcat #round-one-cat
That's when I decided to devote my life to serving the Lord and helping others.
Yeah, but with way better tits.
Before this job fun levels were at an all time high Now a 2
(WHIMPERS)
Then look into my eyes and say it.
Darren! Sorry. Darren, look, uh…