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I spilled a drink, and the paint ran, and everyone could see my dong.
Check it out.
Durr!
He's sick. He's perverted.
Neil, let me explain.
I don't want you to see Wayne or J.D. ever again, Darren.
It sucks.
You want to be gay with me
♪ Sing ♪
Oh, um, well,
Of course, we can't go 'cause of the whole, you know,
Say, "I do." No.
This is the one.
I'm really sorry to bother you.
He's a really good guy. Ah.
♪ Starry skies ♪ ♪ and dreams come true ♪
COMINTOYEEAAAAHAAAHHHH!
♪ Cherry, baby ♪
Bros I’m Bi
Actually, I'm not. I'm gay.
.
You never used to be so winded after only five sets.
(SHOUTS)
Forget it. I want you to meet two exciting people.
Although I will admit there's something sexy about a man who takes charge.
BOTH: ♪ She got the way ♪ ♪ to groove me ♪
Hi.
Well, there were these talent scouts in the audience.
For God sakes, Wayne.
Oh, yeah.
They're making us their girlfriends.
It doesn't matter whether we've killed anybody or not.
Yes!
I love you! I love you.
You've got quite a grip.
Now, you say that if Darren marries…
Brett is a tax attorney, and Clayton's a CPA.
Come on…
Southern University
(SHOUTING)
Oh! Great. Great. I… I just moved back to town.
♪ She says she's going to be ♪ ♪ showing me tonight ♪
Oh, no. Sandy… Sandy, no.
(GASPS)
Sandy Perkus.
37, 38.
(ORGAN PLAYING)
Yeah, sure,
No. This cost a lot of money.
But it was great seein' ya, all right?
♪ Dream of only you ♪
Before you all got pregnant our fun level Was at an all time high… 93 Now it’s at a 2
Hey, Judith, can I give you the grand tour? Uh, sure.
(BOTH WHOOPING) He's in! Wayne!
Oh, God. Wow.
♪ I don't remember ♪ ♪ that I hear you ♪
CHEERLEADERS: When you're up against the Warbird,
Big balls
(GRUNTING)
Could we go to Happy Burger?
What? Out of bounds!
J.D.: Go, go, go, go! SANDY: Bye, everybody!
(GROANS)
All right! Yeah!
He was a big influence in our lives. He taught us many things.
Bingo Bingo
Lost another one.
I'm chafing.
(GASPING)
Because you're in charge of guarding Judith.
♪ That you believed in ♪ ♪ happy endings, too ♪
Oh, my God. It's so much worse than I thought. No.
No.
So, why don't you just leave me the hell alone?
(GRUNTS)
I have to get home and heat the wax.
WOMAN: Sandy! Oh, gosh, I have to go, but…
Uh, sorry. Sandy… Sandy…
What?
(SHOUTING)
No.
Girls, never very high, at nine,
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(AUDIENCE ROARING)
You see? You guys have never killed anything in your entire lives.
(SCREAMS)
Sandy… Okay…
While you help them deal with their emotional and intellectual needs,
How short?
(GRUNTS)
You should be. I am. I am.
I'm comin'.
our love for Neil.
God damn it!
I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU!
You can't always follow your heart. Yeah. Whatever.
I suppose.
Well, do it.
I'm really afraid that there's nobody out there for me.
Wow. Yeah.
(LAUGHING)
Luigi!
Well, we need you to post bail for us.
Oh, for Pete's sake! Look, she's gettin' out!
Damn. That was my favorite jacket.
Neil?
And this graph should illustrate our point. Look.
Come on. We're sorry, okay?
$scaredy-cat #loudnoises #kitchens #plasticbags
WAYNE: But we all have one mystical thing in common,
(SHOUTS)
Look.
So, uh, how much?
What the hell have we got here?
Oh.
(MEN CLAMORING)
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah. He's got some crazy ideas.
Hey. Mimes don't talk.
J.D.: I'm gonna be on lookout. Shh! God.
the cops will be looking for a guy dressed in a bird suit.