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She used to be.
You didn't kill Kevin Beckley. He died in a car wreck.
♪ Sing a song of songs ♪
Come on! Yeah, ha!
Have you ever had a girlfriend? Yes.
I thought you were dead.
I protect them from gophers, coons, roaches, silverfish…
Who? Right there.
and have ignored all the tell-tale signs.
Whoa! Whoa!
Look, Mr. Diamond, you gotta help us save our buddy, Darren.
Yes.
Judith.
got you a little something.
You're the only person who's ever truly understood me!
It'll give us a chance to get to know one another again.
a delusional projection fantasy.
Well, Mother Superior,
I know you're upset. I… I do,
Uh, we… Ate her.
Okay. Attaboy!
You must play a lot of pocket pool.
Yep it’s the lug nut.
(GRUNTS)
the Quadruple Bierman.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
You're right. I have a weakness for incompetent morons.
♪ When I hear you say ♪
I'm not a tramp!
WAYNE: That's me, Wayne.
The victim's whiny family's protesting.
(CHEERING)
Sandy Perkus
Yeah.
Hey, hey.
I'm Darren.
J.D. McNugent, over and out.
Well, I just happened to be by an Arby's,
Comin' a yeah, HA!
Just give me one free hand, and I promise it'll be worth it.
(CROWD GASPS)
Sure, whatever.
( COMING TO AMERICA PLAYING)
torched his Neil Diamond albums.
Excuse me. Can you give the lady a scotch,
No problem, you want ice with that?
Hurry up! Come on!
(SINGING CHERRY, CHERRY)
Dear zoe
What the hell is going on?
Hey, guys! Guys… Guys, I'm in!
♪ I know the cost ♪ ♪ of tears and troubles ♪
There's No Fight Left in You Boys! You're Nutless!
Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges.
DARREN: Oh, Sandy.
No, no, no, no. Out of the blue,
if you just agree not to see Darren.
See, Wayne was trying to help me get over Judith.
Well, I've got an appeal pending,
I'm having these feelings.
Uh, no.
Ready? This shirt… Phew!
Oh!
We only did it because we love you.
You know, I, I… I've been thinking.
Wait a minute. Wait.
I thought his ass looked tighter.
♪ Yeah, and I fly ♪
♪ Girl, we do ♪ ♪ whatever we want to ♪
I think it’s quite possible that she didn’t send us invitations
Well, Darren loves you. Really?
But you gotta help us get them back together.
Who's Darren talkin' to?
By the way, did you boys take care of that bitch
No, but she is in one deep coon coma.
She's a goddess. A princess.
Right? Yeah!
That's all right. I'll find something.
Sorry. We were out of lemons, but I could run to the store.
Whoa. Mmm-hmm.
I'm not eating that. I want a Big Montana. A what?
♪ Like I do ♪
Oh. Oh.
And Sandy.
Hey! Hey.
We ate her. Alive.
After Luigi died, I knew I would never love again.
Bingo.
Oh, here. We got you some clothes.
(GRUNTS) Okay. Now…
Get me something. Yeah.
(GROANS)
You're like sons to me. Name it, you got it.
I wanna party with you!
Perfect. Ow! Ow.
because I, um… Because what?
I own him. He does whatever I say.
♪ Sing a song ♪
I was, uh… You poor thing.
Uh, J.D.'s sister. She's a stripper.
you stayin' here is not such a great idea.
Okay, then. I'll see you later.
No, why did you kidnap me?
(SCREAMING)
Please, please, uh, don't.
(WHIMPERS)
WOMAN: Wait for me!
Come on. Let's go, okay?
Just have lunch with Sandy. What's it gonna hurt?