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(CHERRY, CHERRY PLAYING)
Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
I’m chafing!
That concert rocked. And rolled.
Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges
BOTH: ♪ When I hear you say ♪
She messed with your head.
Yes, after the kidnapping.
Just cry. Okay.
He was a great trapeze artist,
♪ I've believed it ♪ ♪ since I first met you ♪
(PANTING) Chain.
He lied.
Thanks for meeting me here.
A Big Montana from Arby's with curly fries.
Dude, you don't want a chick who would do a mime.
I'm coming Robbie *~Skater8balls
( I BELIEVE IN HAPPY ENDINGS PLAYING)
Are you saying you want to have sex?
Wow. That… That is… That is exciting.
♪ Ah, I love the way ♪ ♪ that you do me ♪
Come on, move. Thanks, Coach.
(STAMMERING) We've been…
Judith?
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Was worn by Neil…
He's gonna marry the wrong woman.
Who’s Frankie talkin to?
This is my boyfriend, Darren, so hit the bricks, porky.
It's the only way to save our friendship.
Yeah. Nonsense.
Let's dance. Okay?
♪ Bop, bop, ba, da, da, ba, ♪ ♪ da, da, ba, bop, bop ♪
My house. Okay? Look.
You're not takin' Darren away from us!
(WHOOPING)
Help me, Wayne!
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Oh, yeah.
So when are they gonna let you out?
( HOLLY HOLY PLAYING)
Big balls.
(DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING)
No, no.
Bull…
(NECK SNAPPING)
I now pronounce you man and man.
This blows, man!
Shut up! God!
Exactly!
Darren! Darren! Are you okay?
She listened,
Mmm, no. No, that's Darren, all right.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
I understand that you're really upset,
the only thing that kept me alive was the thought
What happened?
Hi. Is, uh, Darren here?
(IMITATES STATIC) Sound.
My pleasure.
Five-oh! What?
You know it. Come on, boys.
and treated like a friggin' farm animal!
If you can dream it You can do it
All they want from you is your man juice.
Oh!
(BOTH GRUNT)
I'd rather be cut down in a hail of gunfire
You! Run along, back to the nunnery.
(SCREAMING)
Here's what's gonna happen.
Kill her.
I have something really important to tell you guys.
Well, Judith was givin' me some therapy
You ruined my life!
No. I'm not gonna get you one.
(CHOKING)
Yeah, but… I could have sworn it was her.
I'm back. I am back.
Nipples work. Okay.
I love you too, Judith.
Tonight Mr. Chang gets lucky.
I'll stand.
looks like a Xerox no, this cost a lot of money
and totally stole it from him while he was takin' a whiz.
What's the matter, dear?
HELLOOOO LADIES
That is so sweet.
I could've been free.
Here's your ferocious beast.
(ALARM BEEPING)
Sure, you can!
BOTH: If you can dream it, you can do it.
You're getting new friends, and you're quitting that bull… band.
That's our band, Diamonds in the Rough.
(DOOR CREAKS)
Wait a minute. That's your kidnap victim, ain't it?
J.D.: I see her!
Dude, besides ruining the band, what else has she done?
Hmm.
Give it a little key, little key…
come on…
Kevin Beckley.
How am I gonna eat? I thought of that.
So do you even love him?
Beat it, baldy.
Smart thinkin'
(TIRES SCREECHING)
What are you doing here?
killer goats that escaped from the zoo.
Just get this sweet little gal to the man who loves her. Pronto!
I'm not eating that. I want a Big Montana. A what?
I gotta say it turned me on.
(GRUNTS)
♪ I believe in happy endings ♪
I'm coming Robbie *~Skater8balz
That was the last one.
CUMMIN-A-YEAH-HAAAAAAAA!
(CHUCKLING) That's, uh, that's a good one.
(TWITTERING) Hello.
Oh, really? Mmm-hmm.
(CHUCKLES)
Just because I lost Darren doesn't mean I'm crazy enough
If I ever see either one of you near Darren again,
What? They're making you wear dresses in there?
She’s like the emporer Yeah but with way better tits
she'll be able to identify me.
♪ Me, I made it ♪ ♪ 'cause I always knew ♪
Uh, guys, listen. Thanks for your concern.